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Cruises are dumb, retarded, money grubbing schemes

Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:54 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:54 pm
Nothing more than hotels...where if you if you leave you die

If I wanted that experience, I’d just stay at a hotel New Orleans
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29681 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:55 pm to
Except hotels have nice rooms when you spend that much
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:55 pm to
More mirror selfies
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10202 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

where if you if you leave you die


That's like...profound and shite
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40396 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:56 pm to
Who hurt you?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

where if you if you leave you die


rrrrr-remix!
Posted by Reda LSU
Los Angeles
Member since Jan 2013
4230 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:57 pm to
My father always described cruises for 3 target groups:

The Newly Wed
The Over Fed
The Almost Dead



With that said, apparently Royal Caribbean has some strange on its ships that you can slay.
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3618 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:57 pm to
Couldn't get laid on your recent cruise huh?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Who hurt you?


Your mom. She left me for your sister
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Couldn't get laid on your recent cruise huh?


Couldn’t find anyone to break a dollar
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 12:59 pm to
Went on one cruise.

That's enough.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
23081 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:00 pm to
I refuse to go one cruises due to the fact that they don't have outdoor kitchens.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59443 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:00 pm to
Great post. Thoroughly researched, information filled, and well thought out.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:01 pm to
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Went on one cruise.


It’s like paying to be an intern in the Navy with none of the military perks while getting covered in fecal matter while you sleep
Posted by lsudbuwhoareu
Member since Feb 2018
182 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:01 pm to
You're wrong, baw. Cruises are tight.

What were your ports? Iowa, North Dakota, and Lafayette?

Pick a good cruise and you will have fun
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

described cruises for 3 target groups






This post was edited on 5/31/19 at 1:02 pm
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:02 pm to
Let me guess. Wife banged third class passenger then the boat sank.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

What were your ports


This isn’t an 8.99 USB drive. This is a $700 kidnapping
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:03 pm to
Stfu

Carnival is awesome
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13182 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:03 pm to
I have to go on one this July. With in-laws. frick my life.
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