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re: Couple missing after not checking out of vacation rental Update: Found

Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12460 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:59 pm to
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According to the Fairbanks Police Department, Jonas Bare, 50, and Cynthia Hovsepian, 37, were reported missing on Saturday to police, who called on the Alaska State Troopers and Alaska Wildlife Troopers to help investigate the case.


Hang on

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Jonas Bare, 50, and Cynthia Hovsepian, 37


Right there

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Bare


He was a bear in disguise the whole time!
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:03 pm to
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Bear spray is a stupid concept made up by leftists who are terrified of guns.

I learn something new everyday.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5425 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:17 pm to
He may have sold her into sex slavery, gotten a new identity, and moved to Azerbaijan.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34705 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:18 pm to
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I learn something new everyday


And knowing is half the battle.


Porkchop sandwiches!
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
15877 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:34 pm to
She was holding and the cocaine bear got them.

No but seriously, always carry pepper spray and wear little bells so the bears can hear you coming and you dont startle them.

Keep a situational awareness, look out for bear scat in the trail. You can tell the black bear sign from grizzly sign by the pepper smell, and little bells in the grizzly droppings.
This post was edited on 8/17/23 at 6:37 pm
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36408 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:35 pm to
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Bear spray is a stupid concept made up by leftists who are terrified of guns. Always carry a .357 whenever you go to the backcountry


A) Too small for a grizzly.

B) Bear spray is great for the surprise curious encounter. A charging bear? Youd'd rather have a firearm. But you also better be able to shoot that MFer dead under pressure.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36408 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:36 pm to
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And knowing is half the battle.


Porkchop sandwiches!


Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:41 pm to
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No but seriously, always carry pepper spray and wear little bells so the bears can hear you coming and you dont startle them.

Leftist scum
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75788 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 8:09 pm to
All you need is pepper spray. A gun is overkill.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
12856 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 8:22 pm to
I carry salmon to throw on the ground when i see a bear
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3242 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 8:22 pm to
Pepper spray won’t do shite to an angry grizzly. What you really need is a Smith and Wesson Model 500 revolver. One shot will down the bear, although it’ll still be moving. Second shot will end the grizzly instantly.

Love the Model 500. It’s probably the best gun for hunting big game
This post was edited on 8/17/23 at 8:24 pm
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2274 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 8:59 pm to
Sounds like a Forrest and Jenny situation combined with a Covid vaccination.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8955 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 9:04 pm to
They give off major, "we saw you sitting at the bar earlier and really liked your vibe", vibes.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 9:04 pm to
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Does RogertheShrubber have an alibi?






Well, he lives in/near Juneau, which is at least 500 miles from Fairbanks. He ought to be good.
Posted by Leavebritneyalone
McComb is always home
Member since Aug 2023
282 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 9:15 pm to
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All you need is pepper spray. A gun is overkill.


Just tell the bear "no" in a firm voice. Problem solved.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60603 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 9:16 pm to
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East Coast Band


Anymore interesting chatter from the sister or people in those forums?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10122 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 9:29 pm to
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Just tell the bear "no" in a firm voice. Problem solved.


And call a Social Worker.
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5820 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 9:35 pm to
He probably killed her and will show up in a few days, distraught and lethargic. Will probably tell a skeptical story about a mythical fall or something and will later be convicted of murder. Or maybe they both decided to disappear or something.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
17954 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 9:54 pm to
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All you need is pepper spray. A gun is overkill.


I think you have to have run one Grizzly off with pepper spray that charged you and also shot another Kodiak multiple times that came at you to make a statement like this. There’s just no way you know. I don’t think RogerThe Shrubber can say he’s done both but you probably haven’t been in either scenario.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60603 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 9:57 pm to
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I don’t think RogerThe Shrubber can say he’s done both


Are you kidding me. He's killed bears with his bare hands and ate them. Even made a coat out of the fur.
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