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re: Could you be an executioner?

Posted on 8/7/26 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by Big Bill
Down da Bayou
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 8/7/26 at 5:06 pm to
Absolutely could. Firing squad member, gallows release, plug in old Sparky, whatever is needed
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:01 pm to
Not only could I do it, but I’d make it an art form.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31741 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:02 pm to
Yep. No hesitation. Depending on what they did, I'd do it for free and make sure it took me a bit to find a vein.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31741 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:05 pm to
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for executing pedos the application line would be a mile long

I'd pay good money for the honor if they'd let me do it my way.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27857 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:07 pm to
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Depending on what type of people I’m executing. Some i wouldn’t even need to be paid


This.

The guy who stabbed that girl on the bus. I’d start the IV and push some potassium first.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:09 pm to
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Could you be an executioner?
Your Mom says I absolutely slay her lady parts.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31741 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:09 pm to
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I want a guillotine, axe, or at least an electric chair

I'd prefer a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Neegan understood that bashing in of the head until it was a pile of mush was quite the deterrent.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21497 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:27 pm to
How’d you like to be the guy who swung the tomahawk for this?

George Rogers Clark was trying to take a fort held by the British during the Revolution.

During a truce in the siege, a returning war party of Native Americans allied with the British unknowingly walked into the town and were captured by Clark’s men.

The Execution: Clark had four of the captives tomahawked (hatchet-killed) in plain sight of the fort's walls, after which their bodies were scalped and thrown into the river. (a book i read said it was six, hands tied, and had their brains bashed in with a war club).

Clark used this brutal act as psychological warfare. He wanted to show the British garrison that no relief was coming and that any resistance would result in no mercy. He also intended to demonstrate to local Native American tribes that the British could not protect them.

Demoralized by the aggressive tactics, the illusion of a much larger American force, and dwindling options, Lieutenant Governor Henry Hamilton surrendered Fort Sackville on February 25, 1779
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