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Could you be an executioner?

Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:10 pm
Posted by braves21
Ole Miss Football Fan
Member since Sep 2022
1515 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:10 pm
You carry out strapping the person, inserting IV. And lastly pull the levers. What dollar amount would it take to have this job? Or you just can't do it?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9312 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:11 pm to
Depending on what type of people I’m executing. Some i wouldn’t even need to be paid
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11309 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:12 pm to
Depends.

If the person being executed did something like killing the 4 idaho college kids randomly, I'd probably do it for free
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179744 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

ould you be an executioner?by braves21You carry out strapping the person, inserting IV. And lastly pull the levers.


Sure. Don’t ask me to do cleanup
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
24659 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:14 pm to
Yes.

It's a job.

Society already made the decision, I can push the plunger.
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
13182 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:17 pm to
I'll pass. No
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63167 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:22 pm to
I believe I could do it a time or two….however, I couldn’t do it as a profession.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
5386 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:22 pm to
for executing pedos the application line would be a mile long
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48046 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:25 pm to
I’m very much pro death penalty but probably not.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20206 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:26 pm to
If i could choose my style of execution.

Like if i could get a bunch of tannerite and strap it to their chest and then shoot the tannerite, absolutely yes
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
932 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:29 pm to
Guess it depends on what they did to get the sentence they got.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17104 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

What dollar amount would it take to have this job?


I'd do that free.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56515 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:30 pm to
I am not starting IVs but I will turn the knob to start the flow.
This post was edited on 8/7/26 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49964 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:36 pm to
I could have killed someone when I was in the Army because that is just different its war. I could very easily kill someone to protect myself, someone else or especially a child. Could I be a executioner who killed people on the reg? I don't think so. Killing people on a regular basis would have to change you and I wouldn't to go there.
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
2019 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:38 pm to
Yes but only if it was firing squad or hangman.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23521 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:40 pm to
For some people I'd gladly donate my time, the rifle, and the bullets.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17590 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:45 pm to
I'm hoping that I go my entire life without having to kill a person. If I had the choice, I'm not doing it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135001 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:48 pm to
frick all that, give me a gallows and a hood
Posted by Obi Wan Ryobi
Member since Feb 2026
327 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:49 pm to
Something about the clinical nature of execution chambers gives me the heeby jeebies. I’m (generally) pro-death penalty but I wouldn’t be able to work in that environment
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47535 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:56 pm to
Our country is in debt $40 trillion. I believe from these responses, we could put each execution up for bids, then show it on pay per view and be out of debt in no time.

We should also change it to "When found guilty, one week to make your peace, then it's go time."
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