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re: Comedian Tom Segura and his wife of 20 years, Christina P, have separated

Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:43 am to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69346 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:43 am to
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But looking at him, I highly doubt hot chicks are lining up to bang him.

Famous and or rich people operate in a different reality than normal men.
Posted by Yaboylsu63
Member since Mar 2014
3518 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:43 am to
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Bert is like Theo Von, in that they are funny guys but terrible stand ups


Respectfully disagree. Theo is likable and his podcast is superior because he doesn’t make it all about him, rather about the guest.

Bert should just put a damn blow up doll in the guest chair because that’s about how much he will allow it to talk.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6924 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:44 am to
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Tom Segura


He always comes across as a pretentious douche
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4865 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:45 am to
Bert and Leann are next. So Tom and Bert can finally be together.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26130 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:47 am to
Yet Joey Diaz is somehow still married
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6924 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:49 am to
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Yet Joey Diaz is somehow still married


he's funny tho....
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
15867 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:49 am to
Tom has always come across as an arrogant POS.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77684 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:52 am to
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Go watch Murderer Next Door on Netflix. Doc about a chubby guy who moves his family out to Colorado for work, he loses weight and gets jacked, then kills his whole family for a hot chick.
Chris Watts

That one is especially haunting because he said after he killed his oldest daughter, he went back to the truck for his younger daughter and the last thing he heard her say was “Daddy no”.

I’ve listened to some pretty horrific crime cases and documentaries but that fricks me up more than anything
This post was edited on 7/14/26 at 8:53 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26130 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:52 am to
Tom joining the Divorce Guy Club
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8813 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:54 am to
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Theo is likable and his podcast is superior
I saw him at the Sanger last year and his standup at that show was close to top tier (Chappell, Carlin, Murphy, etc). Great show.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77684 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:55 am to
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But looking at him, I highly doubt hot chicks are lining up to bang him. He should prob reconsider.
He’s rich, in decent shape and is a comedian. He will not have a hard time.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1391 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:57 am to
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He's a comedian (funny guys signal intelligence and it moves them up a few weight classes), rich, and has a Youtube network.


Unless your Dave chappelle Jim Carrey or someone of that caliber, comedians aren't in that category of celebrity. He’s more likely just a closet queer.

Comedy also doesn’t exist anymore thanks to the “progressive” left. Theres very few true comedians out here left. and I just named one
This post was edited on 7/14/26 at 9:03 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
140710 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 8:58 am to
Who are these people and why was this thread worthy?
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6208 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 9:02 am to
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Unless your Dave chappelle Jim Carrey or someone of that caliber, comedians aren't in that category of celebrity.

Comedy also doesn’t exist anymore thanks to the “progressive” left. Theres very few true comedians out here left. and I just named one


You should probably stop talking.
Posted by longtooth
Member since Jun 2013
533 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 9:02 am to


He reps LSU a good bit.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1391 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 9:03 am to
This is a message board, no?

You don’t like what I’m saying? tough titty.
This post was edited on 7/14/26 at 9:04 am
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6208 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 9:05 am to
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This is a message board, no?

You don’t like what I’m saying? tough titty.


I'm just trying to help you out. Your first two posts in this thread show you haven't a clue of what you're talking about.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41365 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 9:07 am to
I’ve been to a couple of her shows. She’s quite funny.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1391 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 9:11 am to
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I'm just trying to help you out. Your first two posts in this thread show you haven't a clue of what you're talking about.


The horror!

How will I ever get over a bunch of random strangers on the internet, thinking I’m out of touch with celebrity gossip?

Thanks for looking out chief. You really saved me.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87783 posts
Posted on 7/14/26 at 9:12 am to
His affogato bit will always be funny.
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