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re: Colloquialisms: what are your favorites
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:07 am to lakeviewtiger
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:07 am to lakeviewtiger
Busier than a 1 legged man in an @$$ kicking contest.
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:07 am to lakeviewtiger
We're trying to bend the farm animals into unnatural positions
I've got 10 gallons of work to fit in a 5-gallon bucket
I've got 10 gallons of work to fit in a 5-gallon bucket
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:08 am to lakeviewtiger
That guy could mess up a wet dream.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:09 am to lakeviewtiger
"Drunk as a two peckered owl"
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:09 am to lakeviewtiger
As happy as a lambs tail in spring.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:15 am to lakeviewtiger
My dad always had a couple that would make me chuckle.
“You couldn’t find your arse with both hands”
Or the variation
“You couldn’t tell your arse from a hole in the ground”
“You couldn’t find your arse with both hands”
Or the variation
“You couldn’t tell your arse from a hole in the ground”
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:19 am to lakeviewtiger
My favorite from Mississippi: "That boy's lost as a nanny in high weeds."
My favorite from my Papaw in West Virginia: "If'n you don't straighten up, I'm gonna split your sack an' run your leg through it!"
My favorite from my Papaw in West Virginia: "If'n you don't straighten up, I'm gonna split your sack an' run your leg through it!"
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:20 am to Swamp Angel
Hanging in like a rusty nail.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:22 am to lakeviewtiger
Slicker than:
otter snot
owl shite after a light rain
Hotter than two rats fricking in a wool sock.
otter snot
owl shite after a light rain
Hotter than two rats fricking in a wool sock.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:39 am to lakeviewtiger
When a question's answer is an obvious "yes"..."Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?"
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:42 am to fr33manator
This is great
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:44 am to lakeviewtiger
You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:46 am to bayoudude
Finer than frog’s hair
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:50 am to High C
…split three ways
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:50 am to High C
Louder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Grinning like a shite eating possum.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass brassiere.
Grinning like a shite eating possum.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass brassiere.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:53 am to lakeviewtiger
Useless as hen shite on a pump handle
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:53 am to lakeviewtiger
"useless as tits on a bull"
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 8:54 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:55 am to lakeviewtiger
That boy’s about as sharp as a pound of wet leather.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:58 am to lakeviewtiger
Shaking like a hound dog shitting a peach pit.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:58 am to lakeviewtiger
All time favorite:
Nuttier than a tomcat in a sack of squirrels.
Nuttier than a tomcat in a sack of squirrels.
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