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Colloquialisms: what are your favorites
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:47 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:47 am
Mine is : “like a fart in church”
Looking to enhance the workplace vernacular
Looking to enhance the workplace vernacular
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:48 am to lakeviewtiger
On the same note, like a whore in church
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:49 am to lakeviewtiger
More popular than a bag of dildos at an Aggie pep rally
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:53 am to jrobic4
Couldn't get laid with a $100 bill in a whorehouse.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:53 am to jrobic4
Take a long walk of a short pier.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:54 am to lakeviewtiger
More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 7:55 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:54 am to lakeviewtiger
That boy could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in his mouth
That thing is lost like a fart in a hurricane
That thing is lost like a fart in a hurricane
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 8:00 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:55 am to Tomatocantender
quote:
More nervous than a short tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
thought it was "long tailed" cat?
ETA:
A few that an old boss used frequently:
Like socks on a rooster
useless as tits on a boar hog
Slick as owl shite
like cow pissing on a rock
grinning like opossum eating barbed wire
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 7:59 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:57 am to Emteein
quote:
thought it was "long tailed" cat
It is, I haven't had my 2nd cup of coffee. But for the record, I corrected it before your reply...so I got that going for me
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:58 am to lakeviewtiger
Quiet as a mouse passing on cotton
More money than God has dirt
Touching cotton
More money than God has dirt
Touching cotton
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:58 am to lakeviewtiger
"He's so lucky he could fall into a barrel of dicks and come up with a titty in his mouth."
"That's weak as puppy piss."
Two good ones from an old curmudgeon football coach
"That's weak as puppy piss."
Two good ones from an old curmudgeon football coach
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:58 am to Emteein
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:59 am to IAmNERD
Nervous as a nun in a cucumber patch
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:00 am to Slingscode
quote:That reminds me of the burn my old Gunny said to me. He said I was so ugly that I would need to be in dress blues riding my motorcycle with 100s falling out of my pocket to get laid.
Couldn't get laid with a $100 bill in a whorehouse.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:00 am to Emteein
Ooohhhhh, some of these would be good to put in the AI machine
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 8:10 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:01 am to fr33manator
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:01 am to Cosmo
Sweating like a preacher at a playground
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:03 am to Slingscode
quote:Who can? You've seen the prices lately?
Couldn't get laid with a $100 bill in a whorehouse.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:03 am to lakeviewtiger
About as cool as a handjob on a honeymoon
Useless as a screen door on a submarine
Useless as a screen door on a submarine
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:05 am to Cosmo
It’s hotter than a horses dick in a pepper patch
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