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re: Carrot Top attempted suicide earlier today.

Posted on 9/19/26 at 7:29 am to
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
86147 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 7:29 am to
quote:

His shows pull in $8 million a year


Funniest show in Vegas and has 4.9 rating with 1600 reviews on Vegas.com... Venue is shite, but he kills it.
Posted by Volsfan82169
Spring Hill, TN
Member since Aug 2016
4112 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 8:21 am to
I haven’t followed his career, but I do remember he was one of only a handful of people that ever made Anne Robinson laugh as the stern hostess on the original “Weakest Link”.

She asked him if he was a natural redhead. His quick response was “The carpet matches the drapes”.
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2816 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 8:23 am to
To quote the Canadian philosopher, Fred Eaglesmith:
But fame doesn't take away the pain, it just pays the bills
And you wind up on alcohol and pills
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32971 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 8:28 am to
That's terrible. Suicide/mental health/depression is one of the very few things I don't joke about. Just goes to show money and fame doesn't mean happiness.

Hope he gets the help he needs.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3810 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 8:40 am to
quote:

attempted suicide


Bet he tried using one of these

Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
26152 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 8:45 am to
Men dont usually "attempt" suicide if they are serious about it.

This isnt some jab at Carrot Top. Just the truth.

Men will just shoot themselves in the head.

Women almost NEVER shoot themselves. Lots of reasons why. They are actually hoping they dont succeed. Or they care about the way they will look, even in death. Or they just want the attention from it. Lots of reason.

You rarely hear of men attempting it and not succeeding. Grateful that happend for him. Hope he finds peace.
Posted by Jersey Shore
Member since Aug 2026
252 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 8:50 am to
No shortage of heartless/douchey responses in this thread.
Some people have gone through shite you can't even imagine.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42580 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 8:52 am to
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I’m not talking about CT specifically and I’m not condoning suicide know too many people that have done it. In my experience the ones who talk about it or attempt it wanted attention the ones who you would never expect it from that seemed confident and kinda like they had their shite together. They managed to get it done pretty quickly and effectively.


Keep digging that hole clown
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
438 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 9:00 am to
Poor ole Hank Williams, they pulled him out of a coupe deville he wound up on alcohol and pills.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
22569 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 9:40 am to
These artistic types often struggle with mental health. Their mind seems to work differently. They seem to be prone to addiction as well.
Posted by pickle311
Liberty Hill TX
Member since Sep 2008
1391 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 11:52 am to
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How can you be such a failure that you can’t even kill yourself successfully?


Speaking as someone who lost one of my best friends to suicide, you can go frick yourself.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
27213 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:29 pm to
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How can you be such a failure that you can’t even kill yourself successfully?

I bet you a million bucks you can't kill yourself successfully.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
27213 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:32 pm to
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You only know who he is b/c of the person he is physically, mentally, and spiritually.

His “success” is directly tied to all 3.

So he either continues to assume being that person or decides to stop being, period.

His “ailment” is not something new that hasn’t played out over thousands of years

What the frick are you even trying to say?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104557 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:38 pm to
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he was also sitting in 1st class on the same plane Tiffany Gomas said "That mfer is not real".


That explains a lot actually.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
7033 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:52 pm to
Did his rope develop a “frayed knot”?
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
7033 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:55 pm to
Perhaps related to this, if not already mentioned:
Carrot Top, the comedian currently recovering from a suicide attempt, has been accused of sexual exploitation as part of an ongoing lawsuit.

The new allegation comes in a declaration that 25-year-old Zachary Defazio filed on Monday, September 14, to support a federal lawsuit that singer Brian Evans filed against Carrot Top according to Orlando Weekly. In his declaration, Defazio called himself "a second independent victim" of the comedy star, whose real name is Scott Thompson.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63915 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:57 pm to


Not to be morbid, in your "dead pool" picks, which ginger did you have?

Carrot Top?
Axel Rose?
Daily Double?
Posted by bgtiger
SOLA
Member since Dec 2004
12349 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 1:53 pm to
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He's worth 70 million. What are you worth?


Isn’t this clearly the problem in this discussion? Some people really believe that money and fame are their worth. I think it is quite obvious that Carrot Top does not feel that way, atm. Out of him and any of us, only he has any life experience with it. We have empirical evidence galore that fame and monetary worth may greatly increase the chances of a life ending in destruction.

But you would have no problem handling it, I’m sure. ????
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139316 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57804 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 2:09 pm to
He must be broke
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