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re: Carrot Top attempted suicide earlier today.

Posted on 9/19/26 at 1:05 am to
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 1:05 am to
Those photos look like they’re from 20 years ago. He looks terrible now.
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
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Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 1:50 am to
That’s unfortunate. What is it about celebrities that they kill themselves? Rhetorical question. I know the answer.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 2:08 am to
About 25 yrs ago we were on Maui. Carrot Top was walking with us to a marina with two hot looking skanks, one on each arm. That's all I have.
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 4:10 am to
I heard he made a movie called Box Office Poison.
Posted by Volt
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 5:55 am to
Saw him at SELU's University Center back in 1989
Posted by Volt
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 5:56 am to
double post
This post was edited on 9/19/26 at 5:57 am
Posted by OhioLSUfan
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:00 am to
One of my favorite shows in Vegas.
It looks like he attempted suicide due to sexual assault allegations made by 2 men
Yahoo
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:01 am to
He looks rough
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:07 am to
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It looks like he attempted suicide due to sexual assault allegations made by 2 men
Better put the greater Bryan/College Station MSA on suicide watch.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:26 am to
Ran into him at the farmers market a few weeks ago. Dude looks like shite. His legs are toothpicks.
This post was edited on 9/19/26 at 6:27 am
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:28 am to
quote:

What is it about celebrities that they kill themselves?


The need to be famous comes from a very dark place. Some of them get it and realize it doesn’t fix anything. It usually just makes things worse.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
57950 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Fame isn't really a necessarily good thing.

A buddy of mine used to say this was the order of worst to best:
1. Famous and poor
2. Poor and not famous
3. Famous and rich
4. Rich and not famous
Posted by lsutigersFTW
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:48 am to
The first Twitter comment made me loudly laugh at like 4:30 am

“Do you have a history of depression?”
“I’ve been Carrot Top since 1991”

This post was edited on 9/19/26 at 6:48 am
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:49 am to
He’s mentally unstable and ill. Suicide is a desperate cry for help and attention.
Posted by BK Lounge
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:54 am to
quote:

A buddy of mine used to say this was the order of worst to best:
1. Famous and poor
2. Poor and not famous
3. Famous and rich
4. Rich and not famous




Bingo .


I used to think it would be cool to be rich and famous.. even today, I would never want to trade lives with anyone else, but if I did, it'd be with someone who's worth multiple millions or billions, but is relatively anonymous.... And yeah, I cant imagine too many worse circumstances in life than being famous and poor.. imagine paparazzi stalking you, and everyone and their mother commenting about you and having an opinion about you- but you have no ability to insulate yourself, or to travel to places where people dont know you, and do fun things ..,. Would suck 100% .




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This post was edited on 9/19/26 at 6:56 am
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:59 am to
Dude lacks perseverance
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 7:08 am to
quote:

Notice it doesn’t say Comedian Carrot Top. Should say Box Office Poison


Man, talk about an insensitive crowd. Guy is in such a bad place mentally and emotionally that he thinks the best way to end it is to kill himself and the first thing you think of is Norm blasting him for his one box office bomb.

His shows pull in $8 million a year. He is a comedian by trade, not an actor. Longest running show in Vegas in a terrible venue is no small feat.

Incidentally, Carrot Top’s estimated net worth is about 25x what Norm’s was (although Norm liked to gamble it all away and Carrot Top doesn’t). Oh the irony. Norm would have a field day with his own roast if he were alive and followed up on his career versus Carrot Top’s 30 years later. Norm was the best!!!
This post was edited on 9/19/26 at 12:10 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78452 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 7:13 am to
quote:

I used to think it would be cool to be rich and famous.. even today, I would never want to trade lives with anyone else, but if I did, it'd be with someone who's worth multiple millions or billions, but is relatively anonymous.
100%

I don’t want to be known at all.

Carrot Top can’t vanish though.

If I had his net worth, I would build a cabin in the middle of secluded country or a smallish town in the Midwest and do my best to escape it all.

Even if he hates the fame, I highly doubt he could just give it up.

These people get addicted to it.

That doesn’t even get into any other addictions he has.

Man, if I had that type of money, I would have so many hobbies and would spend so much time reading books.
This post was edited on 9/19/26 at 7:14 am
Posted by OTIS2
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Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/19/26 at 7:23 am to
Couldn’t see that coming…
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
9623 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 7:23 am to
That's cold blooded
This post was edited on 9/19/26 at 7:24 am
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