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Carrot Top attempted suicide earlier today.

Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:14 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144872 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:14 pm
My man is living the dream. Luckily he failed and is in the hospital recovering.

Posted by Beauregard96
Hopped up on goof balls
Member since Nov 2006
2661 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:17 pm to
He seemed so stable. A community leader. Who would have guessed...
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198519 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:18 pm to
yeah he must be a tortured soul


a living Picasso painting with the deep emotional pain

in the flesh
Posted by KBI2
Member since Dec 2025
84 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:18 pm to
How can you be such a failure that you can’t even kill yourself successfully?
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 11:28 pm
Posted by EdgarAllenHoe
Member since Aug 2026
30 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:21 pm to
Should have ate a bullet. He really would have been Carrot Top.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37751 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:22 pm to
That's terrible.

In spite of being used as a punchline I think he's a likable man when you see him interviewed or in a live performance. He is also close to 10,000 live Vegas performances.

Money doesn't bring happiness. Happiness has to come from something deeper.

Fame isn't really a necessarily good thing.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159617 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144872 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

He is also close to 10,000 live Vegas performances.


his residency in LV has to be close to 30 years now. he still sells out most shows despite being in the shittiest hotel on the strip.

he sits in with Widespread Panic on percussion anytime he wishes.

he was also sitting in 1st class on the same plane Tiffany Gomas said "That mfer is not real".

a tortured artist I suppose. depression is a mfer.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72095 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:27 pm to
I saw his show and met him in Vegas about 10 years ago. His show was actually extremely excellent and he seemed like a cool guy in the 10-15 minutes I was around him.

I hope he gets better physically, mentally, and spiritually.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26554 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:39 pm to
Notice it doesn’t say Comedian Carrot Top. Should say Box Office Poison
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 11:40 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144872 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:41 pm to
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Should say Box Office Poison


Chairman of the Bored. RIP Norm.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159617 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:41 pm to
quote:


Notice it doesn’t say Comedian Carrot Top. Should say Box Office Poison
he made a movie?
Posted by wahoocs
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2004
25369 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

I hope he gets better physically, mentally, and spiritually


You only know who he is b/c of the person he is physically, mentally, and spiritually.

His “success” is directly tied to all 3.

So he either continues to assume being that person or decides to stop being, period.

His “ailment” is not something new that hasn’t played out over thousands of years
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
16011 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:44 pm to
This is probably the darkest post ive ever seen on here
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
22569 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:45 pm to
He’s possibly trying to come off the steroids?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72095 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

You only know who he is b/c of the person he is physically, mentally, and spiritually.

His “success” is directly tied to all 3.


I don't believe that for him or anyone.
Posted by KBI2
Member since Dec 2025
84 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:08 am to
I’m not talking about CT specifically and I’m not condoning suicide know too many people that have done it. In my experience the ones who talk about it or attempt it wanted attention the ones who you would never expect it from that seemed confident and kinda like they had their shite together. They managed to get it done pretty quickly and effectively.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
15029 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:13 am to
quote:

How can you be such a failure that you can’t even kill yourself successfully?


If he’s life’s a failure.. what the hell does that make yours
Posted by KBI2
Member since Dec 2025
84 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:24 am to
quote:

If he’s life’s a failure.. what the hell does that make yours


Read my other post I wasnt talking about him specifically. But I don’t want to kill myself so I guess I’m doing better than him in that regard and I hope he figures out why he’s so miserable.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
11215 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:58 am to
He's worth 70 million. What are you worth?
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