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re: Care to share some bad habits of your significant other?
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:28 am to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:28 am to Spaceman Spiff
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Most definitely was. To the point of using the bathroom while I was shaving, etc.
In your opinion, was her ripping arse in front of you detrimental to your relationship or were you indifferent about it?
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:30 am to tigerfoot
At what point do they decide there are too many pillows? By the way it's going, I'm assuming never.
Other than having my dishes done incorrectly and laundry done incorrectly, single living > double living
Other than having my dishes done incorrectly and laundry done incorrectly, single living > double living
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:40 am to Hammertime
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Wtf are all of these pillows for
Fart mufflers.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:40 am to Hammertime
quote:They put pillows in caskets for a reason, they can never have enough. Sometimes I can head off the additional pillows by suggesting she replace some that are showing wear. You still spend the money, she still gets to buy something, and there is no gain to the pillow count.
int do they decide there are too many pillows? By the way it's going, I'm assuming never.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 11:13 am to Festus
I know it's a trap I keep falling in... I've gotten to the point where I keep watching TV, but still get annoyed as frick that she's "ready" and we still have 10 minutes before we can leave
Posted on 6/15/18 at 11:29 am to Blob Fish
Mine thinks that when I say we need to leave at a certain time it means that's when she should start getting dressed.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 11:29 am to LSUbase13
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I don't care about this pissing thing too much, but lifting the lid and seeing a chocolate submarine is annoying.
“Chocolate Submarine”
I just legit laughed out loud.
That’s one new way to describe shite.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:00 pm to Jonathann3891
Mine leaves them in the small step that goes into the shower- I think they are related
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:08 pm to Blob Fish
The hair thing with the shower, Anytime we are going to a after hours business function, awards program or charity event or similar - she needs a new dress. I’m almost to the point that it’s cheaper not to mention the event to her and go by myself.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 1:30 pm to Sentrius
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chocolate submarine
Just when you think you can’t come up with any more ways to describe poop. Lol
Posted on 6/16/18 at 5:58 am to Blob Fish
My wife stacks items on the stairs leading up to the 3rd floor unfinished attic ...apparently she is too lazy to finish taking to the top and putting the items back where they go.
When I have to go get something up there its always a tripping hazard I feel set for me to break my neck.
When I have to go get something up there its always a tripping hazard I feel set for me to break my neck.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:38 am to sweetwaterbilly
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This is an entertaining thread. I can't decide if it makes me wish I had someone I cared enough about to put up with this shite or thankful that I'm single.
I feel the same way but leaning to more thankful and appreciative I'm single.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 7:43 am to TDcline
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Mine is a Liberal. Not SJW by any means, but the kind that doesn’t see how Bernie’s policies are incredibly short-sighted, and don’t make sense economically. Basically, she has no concept of economics at all.
The majority of politicians share her economic ignorance. She has lots of company.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:53 am to Blob Fish
Mine will randomly go into a panic and say she can't find her cell phone, car keys, etc...
Will frantically search for a few minutes and then eventually pull it out of her purse calmly.
Will frantically search for a few minutes and then eventually pull it out of her purse calmly.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:53 am to Quidam65
I watched my chick change dresses four different times before we went to a burger place last night. She ended up going with the first dress she tried on. Took 30 minutes
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:56 am to BurningHeart
We are going somewhere and already out the house down the road, and she has forgotten her phone - let’s freak out. And then look into the endless pit of her purse. It’s always there!!!
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:12 am to Gorilla Ball
when we leave to go somewhere I grab keys, wallet and I’m out.
she has to have at least one purse and sometimes two, giant tote bag, spare shoes, sweater or jacket, water bottle, medical kit, a partridge and a pear tree
I think she’s been brainwashed by a cargo cult
she has to have at least one purse and sometimes two, giant tote bag, spare shoes, sweater or jacket, water bottle, medical kit, a partridge and a pear tree
I think she’s been brainwashed by a cargo cult
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:36 am to Blob Fish
My last GF without fail, would say for example, “we can stop at Sonic or either Wendy’s. Instead of saying, “we can stop at either Sonic or Wendy’s”.
She’d say it that way all of the time, it’s not like she misspoke. So north Louisiana of her.
She’d say it that way all of the time, it’s not like she misspoke. So north Louisiana of her.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:59 pm to Blob Fish
All of this is very entertaining...and makes me realize how blessed I am.
If I could have my wife change anything, it would be to pick up the yard before cutting the grass (on a small tractor). Yes, she cuts the grass 90% of the time, doesn't mind as she can tan and listen to Pitbull (or whatever it is). But, once a month or so I'll have to cut out something from around the blades (water hose, wire, etc.) as she doesn't pay attention when she's flying around.
If I could have my wife change anything, it would be to pick up the yard before cutting the grass (on a small tractor). Yes, she cuts the grass 90% of the time, doesn't mind as she can tan and listen to Pitbull (or whatever it is). But, once a month or so I'll have to cut out something from around the blades (water hose, wire, etc.) as she doesn't pay attention when she's flying around.
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