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Care to share some bad habits of your significant other?
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:46 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:46 am
I am sure this is in no way a new topic for the OT, but your friend Blob comes to you after a recent traumatic experience involving one of his girlfriend's (no pics) bad habits. I'd like to share and commiserate.
So, here goes.
As a surprising amount of long, black, curly hair falls from my live-in girlfriend's head in the shower, she has the good sense to catch it before it goes into the drain and clogs the shite out of it. I very much appreciate this act.
HOWEVER, she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
Well, your boy Blob is terribly nearsighted and as afraid of spiders as he is nearsighted. This morning, one such hairball apparently fell behind the shampoo bottles after her shower.
I got in to take my morning shower, groggy and blind as could be, and as soon as I reached for the shampoo bottle, a large, terrifying, black, hairy, creature/entity got swept by water from behind the bottles and onto my foot.
So, I did the sensible thing and let out the most primal and girly of screams, spun quickly, knocked over every bottle of bodywash, conditioner, and shampoo in the shower, and nearly busted my arse.
After my heart rate slowed and I came to my senses, I slowly realized what transpired, realized that I was no longer in terrible danger, and was able to complete my morning shower.
No need for coffee this morning. I am wide awake!
So, here goes.
As a surprising amount of long, black, curly hair falls from my live-in girlfriend's head in the shower, she has the good sense to catch it before it goes into the drain and clogs the shite out of it. I very much appreciate this act.
HOWEVER, she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
Well, your boy Blob is terribly nearsighted and as afraid of spiders as he is nearsighted. This morning, one such hairball apparently fell behind the shampoo bottles after her shower.
I got in to take my morning shower, groggy and blind as could be, and as soon as I reached for the shampoo bottle, a large, terrifying, black, hairy, creature/entity got swept by water from behind the bottles and onto my foot.
So, I did the sensible thing and let out the most primal and girly of screams, spun quickly, knocked over every bottle of bodywash, conditioner, and shampoo in the shower, and nearly busted my arse.
After my heart rate slowed and I came to my senses, I slowly realized what transpired, realized that I was no longer in terrible danger, and was able to complete my morning shower.
No need for coffee this morning. I am wide awake!
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:47 am to Blob Fish
According to her, putting up with me.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:48 am to Blob Fish
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she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball
wtf
my wife leaves glasses all over the house...this thread just made me appreciate my wife more
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:48 am to Blob Fish
quote:...true
According to her, putting up with me
she leaves hair clips, ties, bands, etc ALLLL over the house. Cant wait for our daughter to get older so there's twice as many to pick up
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 8:51 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:48 am to Blob Fish
Mine is a Liberal. Not SJW by any means, but the kind that doesn’t see how Bernie’s policies are incredibly short-sighted, and don’t make sense economically. Basically, she has no concept of economics at all.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 8:56 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:48 am to Blob Fish
Slowly untraining my dog I spent months training 
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:49 am to Blob Fish
She likes to bang other dudes.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:50 am to Blob Fish
Toilet paper roll on top of the holder
disgusting car
taking multiple layers of dirty clothes off in one motion leaving the tangled pile in the laundry
disgusting car
taking multiple layers of dirty clothes off in one motion leaving the tangled pile in the laundry
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 8:57 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:51 am to Blob Fish
quote:
Blob is terribly nearsighted and as afraid of spiders as he is nearsighted.
There's your problem right there.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:51 am to al_cajun
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she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball
My wife does the same shite.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:53 am to Duckhammer_77
quote:
she leaves hair clips, ties, bands, etc ALLLL over the house.
Like a dog that pisses on everything. Just marking her territory
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:53 am to Blob Fish
quote:
she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball,
My wife does this. I will say in her defense when she clogs the drain she cleans it out. I showed her how to do it and I won't clean it out anymore.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:54 am to Blob Fish
quote:
HOWEVER, she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
I think I used to know your GF.
My ex’s college roommate did this. She had curly black hair.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:55 am to Jonathann3891
Leaves half-full coffee mugs all over the house
Can't grasp the concept of turning off lights after leaving a room
Doesn't close cabinet doors
Can't grasp the concept of turning off lights after leaving a room
Doesn't close cabinet doors
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:55 am to TDcline
quote:
Mine is a Liberal. Not SJW by any means, but the kinda doesn’t see how Bernie’s policies are incredibly short-sighted, and don’t make sense economically. Basically, she has no concept of economics at all
God that would drive me insane
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:56 am to Blob Fish
quote:
HOWEVER, she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
Yup, add me in for someone who has a wife that does this.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:57 am to Blob Fish
Car is a rolling landfill.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:58 am to TigerNlc
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bang other dudes
What is her name and address? Pic would be nice also.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:00 am to Blob Fish
Squeezes the toothpaste tube like it owes her money
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:00 am to Blob Fish
The greatest thing when the kids are finally gone, you get your own bathroom.
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