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re: Cali introduces a gay certification process. A year in jail if you lie about being gay

Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:58 am to
Posted by stout
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:58 am to
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$633 million? Then I'm gay, and so are my wife and kids. Pay up.



Im not gay but $633 million is $633 million
Posted by Lonnie Utah
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:00 am to
On a more serious note questioning the policy. I thought these folks said that sexuality was a spectrum? Does this policy discriminate against folks that are only a little bit gay???
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:00 am to
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residents must go through the state's official gay-certification program
if you blow a guy in front of them for a sweetheart contract, does that make you gay?
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:02 am to
What if you lie about being a different gender?
Posted by stout
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:02 am to
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Does this policy discriminate against folks that are only a little bit gay???



Good point. What about bisexuals? Or dudes who participate in a devil's threesome and cross swords?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:03 am to
Feel like this breaks a lot of constitutional protections. Gay people have a right to privacy and the state shouldn't punish them if they dont want to go through a certification process on a legally protected class
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:07 am to
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:11 am to
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:16 am to


This is exactly how I see this going.
Posted by Sunnyvale
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:18 am to
What if you fall into the "grey" area, where you love trannys, but you are not gay.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:19 am to
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Feel like this breaks a lot of constitutional protections. Gay people have a right to privacy and the state shouldn't punish them if they dont want to go through a certification process on a legally protected class

Good point. Do this in a southern state and people would be screaming "They're making a List!"
Posted by stout
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:19 am to
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What if you fall into the "grey" area, where you love trannys, but you are not gay.



Or if you visited Thailand and simply embraced the culture and nailed a few ladyboys?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:20 am to
Sounds like a pink triangle. It’s so funny they call Conservatives Nazis.
Posted by ElderTiger
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:20 am to
So it used to be that what goes on in the bedroom is nobody’s business. Now, in California, what goes on in the bedroom is everybody’s business.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11215 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:21 am to
Butt requiring showing a drivers license to vote is completely unreasonable.

Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37590 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:21 am to
Fortunately Robin Williams is deceased or his part in the Birdcage would have him under investigation
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
561 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:25 am to
I want to see Newsom's certificate....
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 8:26 am
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:27 am to
That’s gay
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:29 am to
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Cali introduces a gay certification process. A year in jail if you lie about being gay


Remember when the debate here on the OT was about homos just wanting to get married and some of us warned this was opening Pandora’s Box? And those of us who argued this was indeed opening Pandora’s Box were mocked and ridiculed?

Yeah. I remember.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
26384 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:30 am to
Gay people gone from being born that way to needing certification to prove they are gay.
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