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re: Cali introduces a gay certification process. A year in jail if you lie about being gay

Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:31 am to
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25587 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:31 am to
Lol. Right. Hey I'm gay too. Everybody's gay now. Now give me the special contracts.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41283 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:32 am to
Just wear a "White Dudes for Harris" T-shirt
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
123581 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:42 am to
Imagine being a white male Democrat. To borrow from my good friend, rocket31, just lol.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75260 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:44 am to
So we’ve got carve-outs by race, carve-outs by sex, and now carve-outs by sexual preference. In short: basically anyone / any thing that isn’t a heterosexual white male is qualified.

Wild thought: award the contract to the most qualified company with the best bid.

Crazy talk, I know. But this is also the state that burned $200 billion on a light rail to nowhere, so merit was probably never the plan.
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 11:46 am
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36441 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:46 am to
"How much money/dicks are we talking about?"
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6976 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:56 am to
The office reviewing applications

Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:58 am to
So you can identify as any gender you want and a man can subsequently walk into a girl's locker room with no problem.

But in order to identify as gay, you need to fill out paperwork proving it?

This is beyond clown world.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 12:00 pm to
There are still posters here who pretend as if the Democratic Party is the party of Bill Clinton
Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

There are still posters here who pretend as if the Democratic Party is the party of Bill Clinton

4cubbies enters the chat
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75260 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

So you can identify as any gender you want and a man can subsequently walk into a girl's locker room with no problem. But in order to identify as gay, you need to fill out paperwork proving it?


hellavu point rintintin.
hypocrisy in its most humorous form.
Posted by RebelRye
Metairie, LA
Member since Nov 2018
1167 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 12:13 pm to
Hold up, so an acceptable form of proof is three personal contacts writing letters saying you're gay? I feel like any guy has three friends that would be willing to write a letter saying "yeah he's gay" lol
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5447 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 12:41 pm to
That's bullshite, but you never know what you run into with the government.

Several years ago I was reviewing a RFP for a state agency for a large project, and it clearly stated that the winning contractor would be paid after a minority owned contractor was paid 10% of the contact for project management. I called the agency and they confirmed that the "management" consisted of submitting the completed project from the contractor to the agency.

That's when I quit working for or with DOT.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51013 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 12:51 pm to
There are lots of certified phags on this site, that's for sure.
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
16965 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 12:58 pm to
This means there will be gay audits.

Gaudits…
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45151 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

It's the face that's buried in another man's a-hole.

Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 1:00 pm to

Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17886 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 2:00 pm to
It’s not going to fly but it’s starting the process of moving the conversation along towards normalizing legal homosexual status so that all of the special rights and privileges can be legally bestowed upon them along with protected status so you can be charged with “special” aggravated charges if you so much as look at them wrong.

If it is not actively put a halt to, then it is coming.
Posted by Uncommon Idea
Member since Feb 2025
405 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 2:03 pm to
This is how fascism starts

Looking at the checklist, I can't wait to see all the articles stating LGBT status (for a price) or the doctors and lawyers letters attesting to LGBT status (also for a price).

And then the inevitable exposés on the fraud that was used to get certified to get a piece of that $633 million.

I can't wait to see all the "LGBT" immigrants.
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20064 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 2:19 pm to
The stuff that state and Gavin Newsome does is legit like a fictional movie.
Posted by Swoozie
Member since Jan 2021
1372 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 2:31 pm to
California. Every day a new absurdity.
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