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re: Cali introduces a gay certification process. A year in jail if you lie about being gay

Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:32 am to
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
12930 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:32 am to
Emphasis on the bi-sexual here.

I got a few foot massages from what I assumed to be a ladyboy in Thailand.

Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31912 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:33 am to
I thought sexuality was fluid though...
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31912 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:34 am to
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what's next? set asides for pedos and goat frickers?


They've been working on all that.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18517 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:38 am to
The gays are famously steeped in the utility construction business. Definitely going to see some good company names when you have dudes climbing poles.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55030 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:41 am to
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Cali introduces a gay certification process. A year in jail if you lie about being gay


So they go to all this trouble for gay people to prove that they’re gay, but anyone can just say they’re black
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14566 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:41 am to
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gay certification process


So basically the owner has to be fricked in the arse and at least pretend to like it?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75234 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:44 am to
The barrier to entry for these guys would seem to be a rear entrance…


Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
5338 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:48 am to
What's the opposite of a beard? You can probably get some flamer to be a front for your gay scam company.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93135 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:50 am to
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What's the opposite of a beard? You can probably get some flamer to be a front for your gay scam company.


when the set asides for minorities became big thing in La back in the 80s that was a very common thing
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10844 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:50 am to
These stupid motherfrickers
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37442 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:58 am to
seems like some great business opportunities

-“hire” a token gay dude to be owner to get contracts and they get a cut

-hire some gay dude to help you pass the test

-hire some gay dude who vouches for you being gay
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37590 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:00 am to
Stolen Valor. [Off]

Stolen Pride. [On]
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
73947 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:06 am to
So ridiculous
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12006 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:11 am to
So they are requiring 100%?

Shucks, most other contracts require a per centage, all the one with native indigenous people blood a couple of percents suffices.

Leave it to California to try to top other states' minority rules. Wait, it's California, maybe alphabet people aren't a minority. Who would have known?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20246 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:22 am to
That checklist can’t be real. I refuse to believe the government paid someone to sit down and write that out.

Oh who the frick am I kidding. Of course it’s real government work.
Posted by Keith13
Member since Apr 2024
488 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 10:05 am to
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Cali introduces a gay certification process. A year in jail if you lie about being gay


This must be a sadvocate headline
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76449 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 10:06 am to
"here suck this disk"

"No!"

"You're not gay, next!"
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45194 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 10:12 am to
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A year in jail if you lie about being gay



Wait, I can prove it!!!!
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20759 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 10:28 am to
I don't understand funneling money to gays. They seem to be some of the most successful groups out there. Often DINKs and they have a network that supports each other.

This is like funneling money to Jewish owned companies. They are already doing quite well.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29949 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 11:08 am to
Question #14 - How many Dicks have you had inserted into your body in the last 12 months ?
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