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re: Cabin owner wakes up to find 440-foot cargo ship on his doorstep

Posted on 5/22/25 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 6:47 pm to
Wasn't the Bismark's sister ship based at Trondheim for the latter half of the war?

ETA. The Tirpitz
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 6:52 pm
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15277 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 6:59 pm to
Well that was a rude awakening.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15277 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

How drunk do you have to be to not wake up when that happens?


I mean Vikings are known for drinking a lot so….
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71203 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:02 pm to
I've drunk ordered some wild shite on Amazon but this seems insane.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
44931 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

"The doorbell rang at a time of day when I don't like to open,"



Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92264 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

Well that was a rude awakening.


true but he still had to bow at the docking job
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1966 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

The doorbell rang at a time of day when I don't like to open


Must be his prime murdering hours.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92264 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Must be his prime murdering hours.


I would have issued astern warning!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75174 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

"The doorbell rang at a time of day when I don't like to open," Helberg told television channel TV2.

I understand.
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1200 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

even though, I’ll bet he was still SAABing when he first opened the door


Your SAAB story doesn't cut it. That's Sweden, Bro.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

Cabin owner wakes up to find 440-foot cargo ship on his doorstep
I bet that was one pissed off Amazon delivery driver
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102740 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

and he had slept through the commotion.



quote:

Helberg only discovered the unexpected visitor when a panicked neighbor who had repeatedly rung his doorbell to no avail gave up and called him on the phone. "The doorbell rang at a time of day when I don't like to open,"



This guy has reached a level of relaxed and don’t give a frick I can only dream of attaining
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92264 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Your SAAB story doesn't cut it. That's Sweden, Bro


you think you’re a real Alpha with that post, don’t you Romeo?
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1644 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

He should have bought a Chevy


Then drove it to the levee?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105309 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:42 pm to
Norway that really happened.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39645 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

How drunk do you have to be to not wake up when that happens?


"Pretty damn"
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72099 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

Really nice location for a cabin.


frick yea it is. Not another dwelling in the picture besides the ship.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134923 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
5059 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Dodged by a few meters.


Nah, they RAMed him in his Fjord.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11018 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 11:06 pm to
mooring fee for that sized ship is 25-30 grand a day. Cabin owner will do well.
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