re: Biggest hint from a female you missed, only to catch too late

I had times where I was oblivious. I was a much more social person around girls when drinking as most are, but the alcohol also made me a dumbass on several occasions. Usually ended up as the guy who runkenly screwed up his chances, but sometimes they were there, and I just flat out missed them.

Like literally back at the apartment and I'm like, well....im headed to bed now . Only to wake up and think.....wait WTF did you do!!!!! One was even to the point where I apparently pissed the girl off (mutual friend who I had known for a while). I thought she was pissed at me so I went to bed. Turns out she was pissed that I wasn't picking up on her signals. Damn you bourbon and coke.

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Quit naming your left hand "Girl"

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my left hand's name is Becky god damnit! :spitsincup:

Until you can fit your wheel chair in a car alone with a girl, don't judge.

I was 16 (have a summer birthday) and despite that episode already had more experience with with females than you do now.

I will preface this by saying I was in the best shape of my life and have not since been in that kind of shape

About a month after my fiancé moved to BR to live with me we went out and ended up at The Station of all places to end the night (1997ish). This very attractive chick that said she was a grad student at Tulane started chatting us up commenting on how much she liked the broad shoulder slim waist look on a man, this entire time touching me in those areas. She then started commenting on how pretty my fiancés hair was and her affinity for large natural breast which my fiancé has. Me and my fiancé both grew up in the country and had never been exposed to chicks this forward so we had no clue. We both thanked her for the compliments and went on drinking our drinks. Maybe a year later after we were married for some reason I brought that night up (maybe subconsciously angling to see her response) I said hey you remember that night at The Station when that check from Tulane was acting all weird? She said yea I remember that odd chick! I then say it just occurred to me that she really wanted to frick us.

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She had broken up with Buddha?

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No this wasn't that circle. But it's pretty damn close. We must know each other some how

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Yeah but would your wife have been down? Doubt it.

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It would have been a long shot but she was fairly drunk at the time. Odds or long but....

Damn, that's not even a hint, that's about as straightforward as you can get

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If I could go back, I'd have locked that down. I see her in the hospital occasionally and we try not to talk. The spark is clearly still there.

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Why not lock it down now?

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my gf says "You know I totally could've brought home your friend from HS for a threeway tonight"

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"I totally could have given you the night of your life...but I'm not going to."

fricking women

Here's mine:

When I was in HS I went to my gf's house to hang out. Well she was still at work but her sister was there alone. (Her sister was hot but my god was she a pain in the arse, constantly trying to start shite with me and my gf.)

So I was waiting inside when the sister got out of the shower and walked in the living room wearing only a towel.

She started asking me for a piece of my gum but not in any reasonable way. She was just saying "Gum! Give me!" I was getting pissed at her and then she got down on her knees and started begging me to give her some gum.

Then she grabbed my arm and licked it.

Now you'd think a chick, still wet from the shower, wearing only a towel, on her knees begging me and licking me, would jar some testosterone loose.

But I remember being so annoyed at her by that point and told her to frick off and then she went to her room. It wasn't until years later that I found out she was a huge slut. And then I put two and two together.

STFU Ray