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re: Being short is gay (likely)

Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by TigerBear1971
Member since May 2026
385 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

My husband is short...he ain't gay.

But his boyfriend is...
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105809 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

My husband is short...he ain't gay. ?


The wife is always the last to know.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50332 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Speaking of short and gay...

Where's Mingo?
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41639 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:25 pm to
I'd wager the ability (or inability) to attract the opposite sex has a very high correlation to the sexual orientation of a person.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11332 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Those percentages are way too high regardless of height



Yeah something is way off with their numbers.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36327 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:38 pm to
The same applies to ugly and fat women. There was a thread a while back about how Ozempic was going to cure lesbianism, because they can now get a man.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7443 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:38 pm to
South Louisiana a bunch of homos!
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17473 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:47 pm to
I'm short and I'm not totally gay
Posted by braves21
Ole Miss Football Fan
Member since Sep 2022
1466 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:51 pm to
All the gay people I know are greater than 5'9"
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86554 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 12:59 pm to
I see that uptick once you get to 6'6"

6'2 - 6'5" peak man
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21021 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

My husband is short...he ain't gay.


How short?

The graph says that once they hit about 5'2 or below, there's a pretty good chance they are.

If you're doing the typical woman thing where "He's short! He's 5'9!" Then it doesn't count.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
15061 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:09 pm to
from AI:

quote:

In the United States, adult males who are 5'-0" (60 inches) tall or less represent an extremely small fraction of the population—estimated at roughly 0.1% of all adult men. For context, adult heights are normally distributed, and the 10th percentile for U.S. adult men is roughly 5'-5"
Posted by MFTPC
Member since Apr 2026
109 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:10 pm to
Please use the soccer board for your discussions on short gay men
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1125 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:29 pm to
Looks like they started the poll at 14. Sorry, but if an adult is asking my 14 year old son questions about his sexual orientation and preferences we are gonna have a problem. Chris Hansen should probably visit these pollsters.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1770 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

I'm short and I'm not totally gay


but something tells me that you're willing to learn.




subtle "Stripes" reference.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52610 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Looks like they started the poll at 14. Sorry, but if an adult is asking my 14 year old son questions about his sexual orientation and preferences we are gonna have a problem. Chris Hansen should probably visit these pollsters.

“Why would you even care about that?!” - childless OT moderates
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3692 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:37 pm to
The 7-9% numbers don't sound that different from the numbers I've generally heard of the % of population that's supposed to be gay.

The 50% number seems pretty off the charts, though.

Anyway, from the (not always accurate) Google AI, there are some studies indicating that gay men are on average slightly shorter than straight men, but the difference is usually less than an inch.
This post was edited on 6/4/26 at 1:39 pm
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12889 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

I saw that a new study shows most men can identify a gay man by his face alone.



It's the face that's buried in another man's a-hole.


pretty accurate study i'd ASSume.
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1847 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 1:40 pm to
The Western Region VP of the company I used to work for was 6'4" tall. Flew the corporate jet to a company meeting The CEO at the time, this was a multi billion dollar company was 5'5" tall. His chair was right next to the CEO. Before the meeting started he ordered someone to find a "shorter" chair for him.

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157096 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

My husband is short...he ain't gay.

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