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re: Bachmann: God Will End Coronavirus If We Give Up Porn, Masturbation

Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122548 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:17 pm to
Sure. I guess one can be crazy as shite and have demons they are hiding. But I am saying its at least one of the two.
Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
7477 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:18 pm to
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I am telling you.. People who believe crazy shite like this are either crazy as hell or have some pretty strong demons they are hiding.


That would be her husband. Dude is flaming.

Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:18 pm to
She's Palin on steroids.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56166 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:24 pm to
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Masturbation


So she's saying to go find a hooker and have out of wedlock sex instead of staying home and having a war with Herman for free?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33449 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:24 pm to
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Why? This (meaning Bachmann) is bullshite stupid "theology." You should be more tilted when you hear the truth.


While she has little to no power now, I imagine she thought much the same when she was a sitting United States Congresswoman. That's... problematic.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:28 pm to
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That's... problematic.


Worst word of the 21st century and a pretty solid indicator of how soft a person is.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33449 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:29 pm to
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Worst word of the 21st century and a pretty solid indicator of how soft a person is.


I'd love to hear an explanation for this silliness
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37425 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:29 pm to
Lolz
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91718 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:30 pm to
Oops, wish i saw this earlier. But I wont do it from here on out, promise.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:30 pm to
probably more like abortion, homosexuality, and hatred of God in general. porn and lust are wrong but they aren't the same level of problem as abortion and homosexuality. inb4 anyone thinks all sin is equal. let me give you a hint, it's not.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12388 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:31 pm to
Usually people that say this kinda stuff like to be pissed on
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:32 pm to
frick that guy.
That is all.
Carry on.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:33 pm to
Buzzfeed - 17 times men in movies were problematic as hell

Congratulations. Your vocabulary is on par with a 22 year old overweight buzzfeed blogger.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:33 pm to
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Bachmann: God Will End Coronavirus If We Give Up Porn, Masturbation

I have dextromethorphan, acetominophen, naproxen, aspirin, rubber gloves, a half gallon of sanitizer, 10 bottles of hand soap, three cases of MREs, four buckets of freezer dried food, 50 gallons of bottled water, bleach, a couple of bottles of water purifying tablets, a full freezer, a well-stocked pantry, and an internet connection.

I'm ready to cough and jerk it.

ETA: Oh, and a "life straw". I'll leave figuring out whether or not that's a euphemism as an exercise for the reader.
This post was edited on 4/3/20 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:34 pm to
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She's Palin on steroids.


She may have demons, but Palin is an actual freak and one I'd like to meet.
Posted by LSURep864
Moscow, Idaho
Member since Nov 2007
11283 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:35 pm to
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probably more like abortion, homosexuality, and hatred of God in general. porn and lust are wrong but they aren't the same level of problem as abortion and homosexuality. inb4 anyone thinks all sin is equal. let me give you a hint, it's not.


All sins are equal in terms of effect. That is separation from God.

Not all sins are equal in consequence though. This is also obvious.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:39 pm to
If masturbation gave you coronavirus, humanity would have built herd immunity thousands of years ago.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35543 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:45 pm to
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While she has little to no power now, I imagine she thought much the same when she was a sitting United States Congresswoman. That's... problematic


I can't disagree with that (assuming this is all true--again I don't really care to dig and I know she's a loon). But she should bother me as a Christian, more than she bothers you as an atheist (putting aside the general concerns as a citizen). But I've put too fine a point on it.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32397 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:46 pm to
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she should bother me as a Christian, more than she bothers you as an atheist
well said

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122548 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:47 pm to
That's her husband? He looks like a pedophile.
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