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re: Bachmann: God Will End Coronavirus If We Give Up Porn, Masturbation

Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:47 pm to
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:47 pm to
And people actually voted for her!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:50 pm to
Yeah.. And I like how she points out masturbation and porn as if they are the worse "sins" people commit. She could have went with murder and rape or something.

"God will end coronavirus if people stop murdering and raping others",
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:50 pm to
Don't forget it's the same state that elected a pro-wrestler as governor. Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151086 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:51 pm to
Well, this ain't ending any time soon folks
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:53 pm to
I didn't realize she was in her 60s.. She is definitely a GILF.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31058 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 10:02 pm to
Who can masturbate with their spouse at home?
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17372 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 10:06 pm to
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Who can masturbate with their spouse at home?

How old are you and how long have you been married?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33432 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 10:09 pm to
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Congratulations. Your vocabulary is on par with a 22 year old overweight buzzfeed blogger.


Sure, let’s abandon a word that’s half a millennium old because someone we don’t like used it. Jackass.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33432 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 10:12 pm to
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I can't disagree with that (assuming this is all true--again I don't really care to dig and I know she's a loon). But she should bother me as a Christian, more than she bothers you as an atheist (putting aside the general concerns as a citizen). But I've put too fine a point on it.


I understand what you’re saying, and the random, run of the mill nonsense doesn’t bother me. It’s when it is wielded from a position of power to justify a position or behavior, whether that’s a parent over a child, a politician over their constituents, etc.
This post was edited on 4/3/20 at 10:13 pm
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 10:57 pm to
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The coronavirus is God’s way of bringing us back to the light. If we give up these sins, God will take the virus away.

Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
16523 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 11:46 pm to
You mean the moron who constantly underperformed in a solid GOP congressional district?
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
16523 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 11:47 pm to
If her husband isn't flaming ghey, then none are in New Orleans.
Posted by TigerMuskyFanMinneso
Boonies, MN
Member since Sep 2019
760 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 11:56 pm to
if you read the Bible, you would know that Sin is Sin...no ranking! And Jesus said thinking about it is the same as doing it!

Forget about what God is punishing for, He Wants our attention and worship!

Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 12:23 am to
Sorry bout ya America.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33432 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:35 am to
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Forget about what God is punishing for, He Wants our attention and worship!


You seem to worship a very petty, insecure god.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6795 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:37 am to
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Bachmann

Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49579 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:44 am to
I know the loving God I picture would absolutely kill 20% of our grandparents to teach those young rapscallions to stop wanking it.

“Billy, I warned you to stop thinking about that pretty lady you saw in church, now I’m going to have to drown Grandma in her on own mucus to teach you a lesson.”
This post was edited on 4/4/20 at 8:49 am
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49579 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:50 am to
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porn and lust are wrong but they aren't the same level of problem as abortion and homosexuality.




I’m laughing at you, not with you.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25918 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:52 am to
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Bachmann: God Will End Coronavirus If We Give Up Porn, Masturbation


DEAL [NO DEAL]
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:52 am to
This makes as much sense as destroying the economy over it and does not cost nearly as much.

You may even get to frick a porn whore personally - they have to get other jobs, right, and they have a certain set of skills.
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