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Bachmann: God Will End Coronavirus If We Give Up Porn, Masturbation
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:58 pm
whelp
now we know
everyone ready to do your part???
*disclaimer -- I do not endorse or agree with the website I am linking, but wow, she did say this
LINK
now we know
everyone ready to do your part???
*disclaimer -- I do not endorse or agree with the website I am linking, but wow, she did say this
LINK
quote:
“You know we’ve strayed so far from God into sexual immoralities such as the homosexual lifestyle, masturbation and porn, is it any wonder God is mad?” said Bachmann during a CBN News interview. “The coronavirus is God’s way of bringing us back to the light. If we give up these sins, God will take the virus away.”
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Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:59 pm to dcbl
Guess we'll just have to live with coronavirus then.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:59 pm to dcbl
She’s probably a freak. I’ll bet she likes ATM.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:59 pm to dcbl
I thought Bachman’s best work was on Silicon Valley.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:59 pm to dcbl
Porn really is a terrible addiction. It has ruined my life.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:00 pm to dcbl
That woman is batshit crazy
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:02 pm to dcbl
I am telling you.. People who believe crazy shite like this are either crazy as hell or have some pretty strong demons they are hiding.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:02 pm to dcbl
If masturbation gives you covid19 consider me Tom Hanks.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:03 pm to dcbl
spanking it to this tonight
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:04 pm to jamboybarry
A former US representative from the same state as Ilhan Omar. Minnesota seems like an interesting place.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:04 pm to Huey Lewis
quote:
If We Give Up Porn, Masturbation
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:05 pm to dcbl
Everybody gone die then baw
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:06 pm to PetroBabich
quote:
A former US representative from the same state as Ilhan Omar. Minnesota seems like an interesting place.
Prince is about the best thing that came out of Minnesota.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:07 pm to OweO
quote:
I am telling you.. People who believe crazy shite like this are either crazy as hell or have some pretty strong demons they are hiding.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:09 pm to dcbl
quote:
God Will End Coronavirus If We Give Up Porn, Masturbation
We're all going to die. Sorry yall.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:10 pm to dcbl
I'm not wasting my time reading that shite because the first few paragraphs contain absurd mischaracterizations / misstatements re: various groups, concepts and terms.
But if she believes in that sort of bizarre Divine quid pro quo (and I assume the post title is not what she actually said), then she's not actually an Evangelical Christian. But one can redefine terms all day to seem edgy and morally superior.
But if she believes in that sort of bizarre Divine quid pro quo (and I assume the post title is not what she actually said), then she's not actually an Evangelical Christian. But one can redefine terms all day to seem edgy and morally superior.
This post was edited on 4/3/20 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:10 pm to dcbl
Contrary to popular belief, atheists mostly mind our own business, but shite like this puts us on fricking tilt.
I mean, not me at the moment, because I'm tired and half a bottle of wine in, but you know, in general.
I mean, not me at the moment, because I'm tired and half a bottle of wine in, but you know, in general.
This post was edited on 4/3/20 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:10 pm to dcbl
Bless her heart
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:11 pm to dcbl
Bring on the virus
Posted on 4/3/20 at 9:15 pm to Joshjrn
quote:
Contrary to popular belief, atheists mostly mind our own business, but shite like this puts us on fricking tilt
Why? This (meaning Bachmann) is bullshite stupid "theology." You should be more tilted when you hear the truth.
This post was edited on 4/3/20 at 9:16 pm
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