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Average Lives Are Depressing AF
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:15 pm
be a wagie - wake up to an alarm at 6am everyday
get a wife because youre scared of being alone for the rest of your life
get fat because youre too tired to exercise after work
go to chic-fil-a once a week because you think youre sophisticated but youre really just paying for overpriced chicken
make a child - give up all your dreams and goals
cope by saying "at least im continuing my legacy"
your once kind wife is now fat and bitchy
be a wagie for 20 more years to support your crotch spawn
take a shitty vactation to disney land once per year
no wonder suicide/depression are at all time highs
just keep plodding along bro, just lol
if youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth living - thoughts?
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:16 pm to rocket31
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if youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth living - thoughts?
This is what they make happy-hour and Grindr for.
This post was edited on 2/11/19 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:17 pm to rocket31
I didnt need this thread
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:17 pm to rocket31
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if youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth living
You go first
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:17 pm to rocket31
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if youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth living - thoughts?
Disagree. I am definitely not in this group, but I find my life worth living.
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:18 pm to rocket31
Send pics of what you've had in the sheets recently.
We'll wait....
We'll wait....
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:18 pm to rocket31
Say bro; don’t knock Chic-fil-A...
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:19 pm to rocket31
This is a horrible list. You must be very lonely and sad. I would suggest visiting a nursing home where they have a shuffleboard setup.
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:19 pm to rocket31
Still better than 90% of the world. If you were struggling for your next meal while trying to avoid being killed by some warlord's hired thugs, you wouldnt have the time or energy to be dissatisfied with your lot in life.
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:20 pm to rocket31
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go to chic-fil-a once a week because you think youre sophisticated but youre really just paying for overpriced chicken
I’ve never heard of anyone, anywhere, ever, that thought eating at Chick Fil A made them sophisticated.
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:20 pm to kywildcatfanone
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This is a horrible list. You must be very lonely and sad.
youve been divorced rape once and then had a sober wedding reception at a local park
youre the poster child for this thread
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:20 pm to rocket31
I can't disagree with this
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:20 pm to rocket31
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no wonder suicide/depression are at all time highs
I wouldn't say your list is the reason for this. It's people lacking meaning in life because they think this:
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if youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth livin
is all that's important.
This post was edited on 2/11/19 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:21 pm to rocket31
You post on a message board
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:21 pm to rocket31
I’m top 10% looks so I’m good. Thanks for your concern though.
This post was edited on 2/11/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:21 pm to rocket31
I like how you worked in a CFA angle
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:21 pm to rocket31
Don’t you do this thread every six months or so?
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:22 pm to rocket31
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then had a sober wedding reception at a local park
Yikes
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:22 pm to rocket31
OR
-wake everyday and get ready for a job you're passionate about
-find a woman that makes life better..one you can't fathom living without
-explore whatever you city town is...come to love your places
-start a family and know love and pride beyond anything you ever felt
-strive to achieve all you can in your field...have something to look back on
-take time with your loved ones to do something that makes you happy
sorry you settled man....
-wake everyday and get ready for a job you're passionate about
-find a woman that makes life better..one you can't fathom living without
-explore whatever you city town is...come to love your places
-start a family and know love and pride beyond anything you ever felt
-strive to achieve all you can in your field...have something to look back on
-take time with your loved ones to do something that makes you happy
sorry you settled man....
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