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re: Average Lives Are Depressing AF

Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:23 pm to
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33700 posts


You’ve spent half your average life on here.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:23 pm to
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This is a horrible list. You must be very lonely and sad.



He makes this same ridiculous thread once every few months. It's painfully obvious he's projecting.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:23 pm to
Sorry you can’t get laid baw
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:23 pm to
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a lack of meaning in life


cope

i raise you nihilism and the meaninglessness of it all - do what you want because nothing else matters
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61773 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:24 pm to
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I like how you worked in a CFA angle


appreciate the kind words
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:25 pm to
black pill Monday’s should be a thing
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21940 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:26 pm to
LOL

Odds are you’re fat, ugly, and broke with a thread like this.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86481 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:27 pm to
The goal in life is not to have fun or be happy, as that’s just not always possible, with so much suffering around us. So if we are wise, we seek meaning. Our primary affirmative way to find meaning is through family , work, spirituality etc. All the social science demonstrates that IS where successful, well- adjusted, agreeable people find true meaning. Family, friends, career, Church, community etc.

Teaching your kid to ride a bike may actually provide more Meaning to your life than banging a hooker, doing a line of coke, or pursuing short-term pleasures. Those things may make you happy in the short term, but they don’t provide you with any meaning and may actually leave you feeling empty and possibly self-loathing.

That said, marrying well, raising your kids properly, having a great career, taking care of yourself physically, taking vacations you enjoy are key. Too many people fall into ruts. It’s human nature.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52841 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:28 pm to
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be a wagie - wake up to an alarm at 6am everyday


Drink coffee and have a nice conversation with your wife

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get a wife because youre scared of being alone for the rest of your life


Or, because she is fun and you have a good time being with her

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get fat because youre too tired to exercise after work


I have no defense when this DOES happen. But, one can also get up at 4:30 and go for a run, etc.


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go to chic-fil-a once a week because you think youre sophisticated but youre really just paying for overpriced chicken


meh..I don't eat this. But, I don't judge those who do

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make a child - give up all your dreams and goals


Or, find the child brings meaning to your life and you have joy from his/her existence.

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cope by saying "at least im continuing my legacy"


It IS the sole purpose for DNA from the time of the primordial ooze (btw..I have no children. So, this isn't defensiveness)

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your once kind wife is now fat and bitchy


That is the fault of both sides. But, no reason to accept this.

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be a wagie for 20 more years to support your crotch spawn


And, have a job where you have interesting social interactions and pay your bills. No shame in that at all


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take a shitty vactation to disney land once per year


You need to look for more options

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if youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth living - thoughts?


silliness
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71818 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:29 pm to
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if youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth living - thoughts?


Phew, for a minute there I thought you were talking about me.

Carry on.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:29 pm to
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youve been divorced rape once and then had a sober wedding reception at a local park

youre the poster child for this thread




I'm poor.
Never been to Disney World.
Wake up at 515 AM and commute an hour.
Twice Divorced.

Some things that make me happy in life the next couple months:

LSU Baseball Season
$5 Burger Night at Ivars
Son's basketball games
Oldest daughter's singing competition next weekend
Youngest daughter's basketball games
Middle daughter's ballet recital in April
Spanish Town Parade
Bacchus(sunday parades)
Baton Rouge St Patricks Day Parade
My gf's fantastic bj's(sometimes she actually gives ME one).
We got a new rescue dog.
Getting my fat arse off the couch for The FatBoy 5k
Closing on a house in April.

Life is frickin grand and happy as you make it, You negative frickin frick.
This post was edited on 2/11/19 at 1:43 pm
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19946 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:29 pm to
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top 10% looks/money
if you mean both looks and money, then

if you mean either looks or money, then
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85471 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:29 pm to
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youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth living - thoughts?


Apparently not true bc you’re still here
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:29 pm to
haha I wake up at 5:30 everyday

fricking loser!

wait...
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:29 pm to
After the majority of the post I was like...


I got to this point...

quote:

if youre not top 10% looks/money than life just seems not worth living - thoughts?


...and was like..



Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:30 pm to
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go to chic-fil-a once a week because you think youre sophisticated but youre really just paying for overpriced chicken

Lol wtf
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46661 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:30 pm to
Where'd this tard come from?
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1978 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:30 pm to
Whats the alternative? Coming to a message board to post like a champion today. Wait for days end so that you can go to you're overpriced condo alone just to live vicariously while you get blackout drunk for 2 or so hours through an NBA star that you could never live up to? Then go to sleep with the deafening silence of an empty room knowing that you're alone and that you only love yourself?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:31 pm to
rocket has been redpilling the OT for years

where have you been?

or maybe its the blackpill now?

I can't keep up with this internet shite anymore

This post was edited on 2/11/19 at 1:32 pm
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