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re: Average Lives Are Depressing AF

Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:14 pm to
shite i missed the post about "frick you money". getting to that level requires a lot of things on his list

quote:

be a wagie - wake up to an alarm at 6am everyday
get a wife because youre scared of being alone for the rest of your life
get fat because youre too tired to exercise after work
go to chic-fil-a once a week because you think youre sophisticated but youre really just paying for overpriced chicken
make a child - give up all your dreams and goals
cope by saying "at least im continuing my legacy"
your once kind wife is now fat and bitchy
be a wagie for 20 more years to support your crotch spawn
take a shitty vactation to disney land once per year


i imagine that marriage, kids, and waking up super fricking early are super fricking common with people having "frick you" money
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:15 pm to
Talking about food with normies is so depressing
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:17 pm to
i'm sorry that i depress you so much
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:22 pm to
You atleast have the capacity to learn and care tho
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:24 pm to
oh i'm light year's better than i was even 2 years ago but i'm much more of a proponent of normie food done well

i have gotten very good with steaks, to where i don't even want to order them at nice restaurants anymore

i did get a whetstone for Xmas and i'm learning how to sharpen my knives. i promised myself once i got good at that i'd invest in a super nice knife. probably a kramer carbon steel
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:27 pm to
See. You know what a Kramer knife is. That’s not normie shite bruv
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:32 pm to
well i watch a metric frick ton of cooking videos on youtube. just to see people do it (even shite i will never make)

i guess that's not normal

i may get a super nice gyuto instead of the kramer. yes i guess i'm not a normal here

i do want a chinese cleaver. not a nice one but one to frick around with
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

oh i'm light year's better than i was even 2 years ago


quote:

SlowFlowPro




It’s amazing how your life turns around once you move out of your moms basement
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

It’s amazing how your life turns around once you move out of your moms basement

the irony is that i'm posting from my mom's house

she doesn't live here anymore though

and 2 years ago i was living in a completely different house (while she was in this house)
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:44 pm to
Well congrats on finally living on your own
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43527 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:48 pm to
Rocket posts 2 threads a month and they always go 20 pages deep.

GOAT.


There are some turds here who make 200 threads a month and can’t get them to go past 5

Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13566 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

thoughts?

Sure. Don't take that bitchy wife and "crotch spawn" for granted. From what I can gather, they're about all you have going for you.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21857 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 9:05 pm to
Man frick all that, CFA ROCKS
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15245 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 9:27 pm to
I disagree.

I sat in Texas children's radiology department at age 19 while at Methodist getting treated. They had a machine open there so I wouldn't have to ride back from Louisiana the next day for a scan...

The single most sobering experience in my life.

Every day is a gift. It's amazing. Sure I have no colon anymore. Most of my hair fell out from the purenithol. I dehydrate easily and ache a lot...

I married with three kids and I fricking love it. I walk around feeling like the most blessed individual alive most days. Weeks in the hospital unable to eat or sleep spending my daughter's first Christmas alone in Methodist was tough at the time but what a blessing.

Life is enriching. Breathe it in.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56104 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 10:13 pm to
Why not become a Paratrooper and be fearless and daring instead?
Posted by Duffnshank
Member since Jan 2019
929 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:42 am to
Speaking of that, what color is your parachute would be a great read for the OP
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10374 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 12:16 pm to
You sound like you are a winner with a great attitude...
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

its depressing. frick you money changes everything


It changes nothing unless you change yourself.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 12:26 pm to
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stout


You have a trash email addy? We're taking on some business on the west coast and I want to pick your brain a little. Thanks.
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