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re: Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID

Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44949 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:43 pm to
As a backup they aren’t allowing the lights to be turned off.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
32589 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:43 pm to
Tokyo full on cheap frick mode
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:44 pm to
just put the mattress directly on the floor?

Chalk this up to yet another COVID precaution thst won’t accomplish a thing
Posted by HeLeakin
Member since May 2014
3653 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:44 pm to
Don't need a bed to Eiffel tower.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19982 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:46 pm to
Yeah I’m sure some cardboard is gonna stop sex
Posted by RantardoMontalbon
Member since May 2017
421 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:52 pm to
Someone should let the Japanese know that missionary is not the only sexual position.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104096 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:57 pm to
About the only thing they know is that men come first and women come second, if at all.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25754 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
10283 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:03 pm to
Ain’t no Olympic athlete sleeping on those and there will be an absolute shitstorm once they arrive. Most notably, you’ll hear about it from the NBA players.
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:06 pm to
Who needs a bed?
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
34165 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:07 pm to
“Sorry I can’t have sex with you beautiful woman, my bed is made of cardboard.”

I don’t think this is gonna work.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7944 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:07 pm to
still sturdy enough for some good old fashioned bukake
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182563 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:09 pm to
So I guess people have stopped fricking standing up?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:10 pm to
Japan has half the population of the United States and no one has a bedroom larger than 10' x 10'.
People will not be discouraged by some cardboard.
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
6078 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:26 pm to
The photo itself shows the mattress isn’t attached and can just be moved to the floor. They really didn’t think that through.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75208 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

The floor also opens up a giant hole that captures the Olympian in an underground dungeon.

:thatsmyfetish:
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

LegendInMyMind


It's puts the lotion...
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:59 pm to
That is straight up ridiculous.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28502 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:59 pm to
News flash. You don’t need to lay down to get laid
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75208 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

It's puts the lotion...

That's another one of my fetishes.
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