Stonehog

[quote]I reminisce on the past some times also but don’t worry too too much on the future.[/quote] That’s good. Reminiscing about good stuff is fine, it’s when we start dwelling on past mistakes that it becomes a problem. When I’m trying to be “present,” it involves focusing on your senses in...

[quote]I’ve never understood what they truly meant[/quote] If you’re focused on mistakes you made in the past, or worried about the future, you’re missing out on the present. Being more present is good for your mental health, can help you calm down. ...

[quote]I genuinely find their attempt at political humor to be corny and lazy 90% of the time.[/quote] There was no attempt at humor, they just repeated things Trump said during the week and waited for the audience to laugh. ...

Sandi was one of my students a few years ago, she’s a cool person. Believe it or not she’s really into snakes, she has a bunch of snakes in her house. ...

Birds aren’t real....

The B-52’s ...

Maybe the kid has a drug problem and can’t be trusted with money. ...

[quote]Year round school is going to end all of this.[/quote] The only year round school I ever heard of was 8 weeks on, 2 weeks off, all year. That wouldn’t be so bad and kids will still be able to spend time with their families. Plus they have breaks to look forward to all year, instead of gr...

That guy sounds just like Joe Pesci. ...

[quote]Driving is very dangerous.[/quote] You got that right. Everyone does it so we don’t think about how dangerous it is. I have a Subaru with a bunch of driver assist features and automatic braking, stuff like that. But then I drive my wife’s car that has none of that and I feel super v...

[quote]When did they start making wine juice boxes??[/quote] Black Box minis, perfect for taking a couple to a party because you know how much you’ve had to drink. There’s three glasses of wine in a mini, much better than the big box because with that there’s no telling how much you’ve had. Can...

Honest answer, when you play Echoes by Pink Floyd over the last scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Both the song and scene are exactly 23 minutes long. You gotta try it sometime. But my answer for this thread is the same movie, when the monkey uses a tool for the first time and we hear Also Sprac...

That Black Box Chardonnay is really good, I never have a hangover from it like I do with Bota Box. ...

Personal submarine. Something that can zip around underwater. ...

Making Mai Tais tonight. 1 1/2 ounce white rum 1/2 ounce orange curaçao, I used triple sec 1/2 ounce orgeat 1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed. Save the lime for later. 3/4 ounce dark rum Shake the white rum, triple sec, lime juice and orgeat together, and pour over ice. Float t...

[quote]He cries so much uncontrollably unless the tit is in the mouth[/quote] Might not be getting enough to eat. Get your wife to pump and see how much milk she's making. May have to supplement with formula but that's no big deal. ...

The first couple months are hard, but then they start smiling and that makes everything easier. It's normal not to bond with them right away. Don't feel bad about that. ...

They keep storing balls in their underwear and hiking their skirts up. It’s hot....

I’m constantly afraid of getting in a car accident. I’m a meticulous driver and always triple check every maneuver, and I still am always afraid someone is gonna bash right into me and ruin my day. I was in a couple of bad car accidents when I was younger so it’s probably just ptsd. ...

[quote]If You Could Change One Law In Your State Would Would It Be?[/quote] Having a romantic relationship with a Sasquatch is prohibited. I don’t see why, it’s just skin baby. ...