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Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:36 pm
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Lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo.
The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.
Olympic officials — who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid two-person push-ups because of the coronavirus — have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village, according to Dezeen magazine.
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“Beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village will be made of cardboard, this is aimed at avoiding intimacy among athletes,” American distance runner Paul Chelimo tweeted.
“Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” Chelimo cracked. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.”
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Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:37 pm to Tigerbait357
Where there's a will there's a way.
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:37 pm to Tigerbait357
Do we tell them that you don't need a bed to have sex?
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:37 pm to Tigerbait357
What a time to be alive. 
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:38 pm to Tigerbait357
Feel like if I’m gonna nail a gymnast, missionary is probably the most boring thing we could try.
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:38 pm to Tigerbait357
because the most athletically gifted people in the world can't stand up
This post was edited on 7/18/21 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:38 pm to Oates Mustache
So people are just gonna frick on the floor.
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:38 pm to Tigerbait357
Drunk floor sex is the goat anyways
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:38 pm to Tigerbait357
Yeah, people will never think of banging on the floor
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:39 pm to member12
Yeah, just need to lean her over that nightstand.
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:39 pm to GoldenGuy
She’s gonna lose points if she nails the dismount.
This post was edited on 7/18/21 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:39 pm to upgrayedd
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Yeah, people will never think of banging on the floor
The floor also opens up a giant hole that captures the Olympian in an underground dungeon.
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:39 pm to Tigerbait357
The Japanese are a weird bunch
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:40 pm to upgrayedd
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Yeah, people will never think of banging on the floor
That would require some outside the box thinking
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:40 pm to member12
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:41 pm to Tigerbait357
I know there are always talks about the tent during the Oympics.. But why would anyone prevent them from frickin? I mean... You have of competitors from both sexess from all over the world. What do they expect?
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:41 pm to Tigerbait357
Those weirdos have also banned songs with 120 or more bpm because it can cause people to get too worked up and spread body fluids (sweat).
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:41 pm to Oates Mustache
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The floor also opens up a giant hole that captures the Olympian in an underground dungeon.
Filled with pixelated tentacles
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:41 pm to bbeck
You just know someone will bring some tentacles with them up in the room just because it is Japan.
Posted on 7/18/21 at 8:42 pm to upgrayedd
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Filled with pixelated tentacles
*testicles
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