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re: Astronomer CEO and CPO caught in affair @ Coldplay concert.

Posted on 7/17/25 at 8:22 am to
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57897 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 8:22 am to
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What is a chief people officer?


It’s a made up job you give a woman so you can frick her


I was going to say it's the soft-language-ing of "Human Resources Director" for idiots, but I like your definition better.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94757 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 8:39 am to
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If she is only 40, that is a rough 40.


Well, in another place, it says she has "over 20" years of experience, so maybe push that to mid-40s. Might be using a *ahem* "older" picture on the website.
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
23479 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:14 am to
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Someone may have noticed anyway but they couldn't have played it off any worse.

Reminds me of Adam and Eve's hiding from God in the garden.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32704 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:17 am to
Karma is a bitch
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
16472 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:21 am to
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She's roughly 40 or so and he must be mid/late 40s, if not early 50s(these aren't kids).


Just looked her up on Radaris and she's apparently 53.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24752 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:29 am to
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Well for starters, if you’re having your affair in public, you don’t get to say “this is personal”.

Adultery makes people give up on marriage. It makes people not want to get married in the first place. It destroys families. It wrecks mental health. It’s not just bad for marriage, it’s bad for society.

I’m not saying every person who has an affair should be outed but if you’re publicly caught and “the community” comes at you with gloves off, you’ve earned it.


I'm more disgusted with people posting on the wife's facebook. I don't care so much about what happens to the cheaters.
This post was edited on 7/17/25 at 9:29 am
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92546 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:52 am to
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Are they famous


They are now
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40572 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:57 am to
"It was a team building event, Honey!"
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
773 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:59 am to
That's a heck of a "Team Building" exercise.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85993 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:02 am to
I like the shots of her subordinate HR girl next to them knowing they're all cooked
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70915 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:09 am to
Mrs SpaceX definitely enjoying the attention.
Posted by fwtex
Member since Nov 2019
3250 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:13 am to
If there that chummy in public with others they know around, then it's not that big of a secret they got a thing going. I doubt either spouse is blind to it.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
14399 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:22 am to
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CPO is how they put “more women in the C-Suite” without giving them anything important like COO or CFO.


Or, god forbid, a woman CEO.
Posted by Ten Bears
Florida
Member since Oct 2018
4741 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:31 am to
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Eh…if you view marriage as an institution, then it kind of is everyone’s business when someone violates a core tenant of that institution


Something, something about being without sin and throwing a stone.

Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1152 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:48 am to
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Something, something about being without sin and throwing a stone.


He then tells her to "go and sin no more". Most cheaters keep going
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5094 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:54 am to
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Why is this news?


Because our brains are broken.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35806 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:00 am to
I would assume they did not go to a Coldplay concert in their hometown because that would be asking to get outed. And it also appears that they're in the absolute last row of the stadium. Baw needs to spring for some better seats.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13158 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:03 am to
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Baw needs to spring for some better seats.


It seems pretty clear that they are in a suite. The guy ducks down behind the glass railing. The cameras wouldn't find them in the last row.
This post was edited on 7/17/25 at 11:04 am
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19158 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:40 am to
I saw the NY Post video from the behind view of Coldplay singer talking. Hate to see this happen for the spouses/kids of the cheaters and even the employees who are involved. Astronomer is one of the better startups out there right now. It’d suck to lose value over this (doubt it happens ftr).
Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
358 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:41 am to
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All HR positions are made up

All they is be is damage control for the company. Especially a small company having them, they are a real joke. From my experience they are usually some bit*ched up fat woman.
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