re: Anyone ever gotten ‘lucky’ with a stripper?

This is how you get robbed and shot in a cheap motel

Yes. The night of my wedding one of my groomsmen took home a stripper. As a date, not the kind you pay for. She came as a +1 of one of our guests. I knew what she did, she would post way inappropriate stuff on social media. They started drinking and hit it off.

I’m sitting at the airport the next morning waiting to leave on our honeymoon and noticed I had a voicemail, and it was a drunken recount of the nights festivities that to this day I’m still mad I didn’t save. It lasted for a few months. She was conflicted about getting involved while she did what she did for a living. My buddy was completely Doesnt Matter/Had Sex.

Got with two, on separate occasions, after their stripper days if that counts.
In college, two different girls I had classes with. A lot of flirting back and forth before I’ve hooked up with them. I didn’t know either strip previously as they were still young, early 20’s. I found out one stripped from a friend and the other girl eventually told me.
Both had smoking bodies and both were average in bed. One girl was a blast to hang and party with, the other was kind of lame and looking for a long term relationship.

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What’s the secret?

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You have to stand out. Wear some kind of formal, old-timey hat- like a fedora, maybe.

Keep your conversation intellectual at all times. Be the guy who wants her to blow his mind, not the guy who wants her to blow his cock.

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Nope and after what my BIL went through it’s not worth it.

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Look, you clearly have a story to tell, so fricking tell it.

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A man gave you a yeast infection? Sickening!

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I saw a pharmaceutical ad where lactating dogs assigned female gender at birth of both sexes can get genital yeast infections for both men and women. Ask your doctor.

I haven't been to a strip club in years, and that was for a bachelor party.

I have a buddy who loves strip clubs and strippers. He's the type of dude who knows all the strippers real names. Though, as far as I know, he hasn't banged any.

Now that I'm older, strip clubs feel like going to a restaurant, not ordering anything, but still paying the bill when you leave.

Guy I worked with used to date some from the club in Longview Texas.

He got an STD from one-shocker


I dated a lady who stripped in her early 20’s but had gotten out of the game about 5 years before we started dating. FYI-she liked to have it PIIHB

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Now that I'm older, strip clubs feel like going to a restaurant, not ordering anything, but still paying the bill when you leave.

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You should try getting married...