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re: Anyone ever gotten ‘lucky’ with a stripper?
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:05 pm to prplhze2000
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:05 pm to prplhze2000
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Meet them away from work.
Be at the bar they hang out at after work
My ex S/O and I lived in a house with a couple of strippers. They don't usually frequent bars on their time off. If you saw them out and about when they aren't dancing, you wouldn't recognize them.
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Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:06 pm to BabyTac
Not a story of getting lucky but my wife’s cousins first time in strip club, he slam dunked a $10 into the vagina for his first visit. Bouncer put him in choke hold until the stripper told him he was cute and asked him if it was his first time in club. 
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:08 pm to BabyTac
If you consider getting a hand job and having half of my wife’s jewelry stolen lucky, then yes, I’ve gotten lucky with a stripper.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:12 pm to BabyTac
Apparently we have different definitions of luck.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:22 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:23 pm to BabyTac
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Not that that’s a good thing, but any stories out there of not just getting taken for all your $20s and going home with blue balls?
What’s the secret
I’ve never gotten lucky with a stripper but I don’t think there is any special secret. It’s all about money. How much are you willing to pay for her and what’s the minimum she’d accept for you.
No more complicated than that
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:26 pm to tigergirl10
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What kind of loser pays for sex?
Directly or indirectly, almost all sex is paid for is some fashion.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:30 pm to BabyTac
Had a lovely lady in Dallas do a gymnastics flip across the room and landed her snatch against my buddies face sitting on the couch. Then did headstand type pushups to grind it in his face.
She later did the splits on the grooms head when he was about passed out on the floor and picked the $20 bill off his face with her "lips".
Truly incredible. 3 of the guys banged her. Lucky equates to how much money you are willing to part with.
She later did the splits on the grooms head when he was about passed out on the floor and picked the $20 bill off his face with her "lips".
Truly incredible. 3 of the guys banged her. Lucky equates to how much money you are willing to part with.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:31 pm to BabyTac
A buddy of mine in Tulsa dated 1 non stripper in his life up until 2001 when he was 33 years old.
When I moved back to La. that year he was supposedly awaiting the births of 2 kids by 2 different strippers (always gotta wonder about it with strippers though) and was head over heels for a 3rd.
3 or 4 of his lifelong buddies also banged strippers on the reg.
When I moved back to La. that year he was supposedly awaiting the births of 2 kids by 2 different strippers (always gotta wonder about it with strippers though) and was head over heels for a 3rd.
3 or 4 of his lifelong buddies also banged strippers on the reg.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:33 pm to BabyTac
Trick question the only ones that were “lucky” were the ones that went home with blue balls.
Sex with a stripper never works out as it seems. First you are liable to catch an STD with or without a rubber. Secondly, no matter how much someone says they will not tell anyone you slept with a stripper, the Mrs will find out. Thirdly, there is also the chance you get one past the old catcher’s mitt and you get her pregnant. Just ask Hunter Biden how it feels to pay child support for your mistakes. Lastly, you also have to deal with her pimp as the cow doesn’t get milked for free. You are paying for a service.
Sex with a stripper never works out as it seems. First you are liable to catch an STD with or without a rubber. Secondly, no matter how much someone says they will not tell anyone you slept with a stripper, the Mrs will find out. Thirdly, there is also the chance you get one past the old catcher’s mitt and you get her pregnant. Just ask Hunter Biden how it feels to pay child support for your mistakes. Lastly, you also have to deal with her pimp as the cow doesn’t get milked for free. You are paying for a service.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:38 pm to BabyTac
Sort of in 1995ish.
I was with a buddy and we were drunk at a hunting club in Alabama and we decided to make our way to this trashy strip club nearby.
The girls were hard to look at.
One girl was a tall leggy blond that had a good body but a jacked up mouth and a large nose. She was grinding all over me for at least an hour and I tipped her well because my buddy found it so funny.
I get up to piss and about 30 seconds later - she comes walking in and locks the door behind her (I am in mid drunk piss and can’t stop it).
She walks over and starts watching me at the urinal and says “for $50 I will suck that dry”.
I finished my piss and said “All I have is $40” and she started sucking. After it was over, I felt gross and guilty.
It’s a big joke between he and I every time we go hunting there.
It’s one of the rare things in my life I wish I could take back. A serious regret.
I was with a buddy and we were drunk at a hunting club in Alabama and we decided to make our way to this trashy strip club nearby.
The girls were hard to look at.
One girl was a tall leggy blond that had a good body but a jacked up mouth and a large nose. She was grinding all over me for at least an hour and I tipped her well because my buddy found it so funny.
I get up to piss and about 30 seconds later - she comes walking in and locks the door behind her (I am in mid drunk piss and can’t stop it).
She walks over and starts watching me at the urinal and says “for $50 I will suck that dry”.
I finished my piss and said “All I have is $40” and she started sucking. After it was over, I felt gross and guilty.
It’s a big joke between he and I every time we go hunting there.
It’s one of the rare things in my life I wish I could take back. A serious regret.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:38 pm to Tarps99
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Sex with a stripper never works out as it seems. First you are liable to catch an STD with or without a rubber. Secondly, no matter how much someone says they will not tell anyone you slept with a stripper, the Mrs will find out. Thirdly, there is also the chance you get one past the old catcher’s mitt and you get her pregnant. Just ask Hunter Biden how it feels to pay child support for your mistakes. Lastly, you also have to deal with her pimp as the cow doesn’t get milked for free. You are paying for a service.
I'm fascinated by your in depth knowledge on this subject. Was your nickname "Gator" in college?
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:47 pm to BabyTac
Yes, but I worked at Michael’s at the time.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:51 pm to BabyTac
Spearmint Rhino, Vegas during lunch and dinner break. Talk to a stripper at the bar on break, start to chat her up and the funniest comment she said "I'm strictly dickley". Hando, but never connected after that.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:59 pm to Geauxboy
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Had a lovely lady in Dallas do a gymnastics flip across the room and landed her snatch against my buddies face sitting on the couch
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Then did headstand type pushups to grind it in his face.
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3 of the guys banged her.
If lady is banging 3 dudes from one bachelor party, we can do a little math on number and type of dudes she's banged, and calculate that i want her snatch nowhere near my face.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:01 pm to dgnx6
Crazy horse or penthouse? Which is better
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:03 pm to SECdragonmaster
This is how i read it the first time
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She walks over and starts watching me at the urinal and says “for $50 I will suck that dry”.
I finished my piss and said “All I have is $40” and she started sucking. After it was over, I felt gross and guilty.
It’s a big joke between her and I every time we go hunting there.
This post was edited on 2/2/21 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:13 pm to BabyTac
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This post was edited on 2/3/21 at 9:49 am
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:15 pm to BabyTac
I have my weekly LSU college chick sugar baby if that counts as the same
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:16 pm to BabyTac
Sure. Then I married that whoore and made her an honest woman.
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