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re: Anyone ever gotten ‘lucky’ with a stripper?

Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:19 pm to
Posted by diremustang
Member since Oct 2017
2287 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:19 pm to
drank too much, dropped a very unfortunate amount of cash and ended up in a hotel room with her and her equally trashy friend
Posted by lakeviewtiger
BC
Member since Jul 2005
2344 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:32 pm to
Bartended in Nola for years.

And if nola ever reopens...just go to the Alibi or Jimani around 4pm or 3 am. You’ll be able to meet plenty who going to work or getting off work and figure it out for yourself.

Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145139 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:49 pm to
I had to work late one night and got dinner and a beer after. I was by myself. Two girls came up and just sat down next to me and through conversation I found out they were strippers. I'm like 90% sure they targeted me cause I was by myself and they would have sucked my dick for like $60. It was kind of weird honestly
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78036 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 12:19 am to
100% true story. I was at Rick's in Houston in my younger poorer days and a woman asks if I want a dance. I told her all I had was $7.

She took the money and the next thing I know she had her tongue down my throat and when the song ended she told me to wait for her.

Told my buddy to leave and I sat there for an hour by myself with no money and no stripper.

Tl;dr went home alone
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12166 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 4:22 am to
quote:

Had a lovely lady in Dallas do a gymnastics flip across the room and landed her snatch against my buddies face sitting on the couch. Then did headstand type pushups to grind it in his face. She later did the splits on the grooms head when he was about passed out on the floor and picked the $20 bill off his face with her "lips". Truly incredible. 3 of the guys banged her. Lucky equates to how much money you are willing to part with.

Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 4:45 am to
One of my Soldiers married a stripper. He drove a nicer car than me.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4309 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 6:01 am to
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What kind of loser pays for sex?

I always defer to Charlie Sheen on these types of questions. He was asked why a rich, famous, good looking guy like himself who could have most any woman used prostitutes. He said, “I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to go away after sex.”

Decent women generally require time and money to get them in the sack. Decent women generally have expectations afterwards. Decent women generally aren’t going to do the really kinky things some guys enjoy.

I have never hired a prostitute, but I totally get why a lot of guys have - from the sex-starved incel to the movie stars. I mean, sometimes you just want sex right then and there without all the bullshite.
Posted by Outdoorreb
Member since Oct 2019
2523 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:00 am to
The only strippers I use are the good girls that are only paying their way through college, paying for their mom’s hospital bills or dead best husband left and she has to strip at night to feed little Johnny. Those girls wouldn’t do anything like that. That’s why I double tip them.
Saw a buddy spend everything he had in his pocket on one of those stories.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4309 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:11 am to
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The only strippers I use are the good girls that are only paying their way through college, paying for their mom’s hospital bills or dead best husband left and she has to strip at night to feed little Johnny. Those girls wouldn’t do anything like that. That’s why I double tip them.

And how do you know they're even telling you the truth?
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:15 am to
There used to be a strip club in Carrencro where the girls would bang you in the VIP for tips. One of the girls was tempting because she was so fine, but I never took the plunge. Then one day the FBI and ATF raided them and it was shut down.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7115 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:16 am to
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Nah the one on Dowman Rd. I always wanted to go but not my hood so I stay away


If you’re talking about Visions, the club is safe. I’ve been going for 30 years (since it was the Candy Club on Chef) and have never had any incidents. A buddy of mine lives out of town, and whenever he comes back in we meet up there for a few beers - maybe 2-3 times a year. Pretty sure they have security cameras in the parking lot. I’ve parked nice cars there and never had any broken into, never seen shady people hanging in the parking lot, no trouble inside the club, etc. It’s the best club in the city and just a couple minutes off the interstate so you won’t even get carjacked. And while I don’t partake in the extras (my wife takes care of me just fine minus the diseases), plenty of the girls there offer the goods both in and out of the club.

ETA: If you actually have a conversation with the ones who are capable of holding a conversation, many of them have fascinating stories.
This post was edited on 2/3/21 at 7:26 am
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9639 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:23 am to
Yes
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167220 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:25 am to
quote:

Nah the one on Dowman Rd. I always wanted to go but not my hood so I stay away

I’ll frick with the hood gentleman clubs but gotta be my hood. Not one where I get got in an alley of $200 and my shoes

Where you from: not from here:: all it takes

Where you from::from here:: you gucci



Were you having a stroke when you typed this?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90570 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:26 am to
Bought a 30 minute dance in the champagne with one at a place in NOLA. 300 dollars. Got bottle of champagne, and she put a condom on me and got on my lap and rode me for the whole time. And she gave me a line of coke

That was actually worth the money and would do it again
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90570 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:28 am to
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never know how to initiate that type of discussion where the subject matter would be paying for sex.


“Would you like to come hang out with me when you get off, I’ll make it worth your while”
Posted by LSUPHILLY72
Member since Aug 2010
5356 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:29 am to
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Alibi or Jimani


2 of my NOLA favorites.

I am "The Stripper Whisperer" and yes, money, cocaine, Molly, and meth work...but I know the secret to getting most strippers...and its nothing I have read on here.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90570 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:29 am to
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after what my BIL went through it’s not worth it.


Go on...
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7115 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:38 am to
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.but I know the secret to getting most strippers...and its nothing I have read on here.


Maybe treat them like a lady and not like a stripper?
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15842 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:41 am to
Got lucky with one before she became a stripper. Does that count?
Posted by LSUPHILLY72
Member since Aug 2010
5356 posts
Posted on 2/3/21 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Maybe treat them like a lady and not like a stripper?


Ding ding ding!

I see you have spent some time in Woodville!
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