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re: Anyone ever gotten ‘lucky’ with a stripper?

Posted on 2/5/21 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41535 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 4:30 pm to
A friend of my cousin used to date a stripper. Well, it was more than dating. It was a few years, he bought her a ring, they bought a house together. She didn’t believe in marriage, or wearing clothing (I went over there for dinner once and all she had on was a thong). He caught her a couple of times with other women, but he let that go.

But when he caught her in the shower with two other men, he left.

She said they were ‘practicing’ for a new act.

My cousin never told his friend he banged her at their house too. They’re not friends anymore so I’m guessing the guy found out eventually.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4341 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 4:45 pm to
I have to say, that just doesn't sound too appealing to me.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14143 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 4:53 pm to
Nope.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2894 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

What’s the secret?



Coke,Cristal and a fat stack of hundreds
This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 7:48 pm
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16208 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

This sounds like something that would happen at the world renown Wesley's Boobie Trap in Sumiton.


You have NO IDEA how accurate you are getting. I am nervous that you and I know each other and I have personally told you this story.

quote:

o, you got your peen sucked by a stripper in a bathroom, there are greater tragedies in the world. This is a massive overreaction


You do not know how busted up her face was. It was really bad.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14277 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 5:29 pm to
I knew a guy who “dated” a stripper. He gave her lots of stuff and I think the most he ever got was bikini pics. When I saw them together outside of the strip joint, she seemed annoyed more than anything. She wasn’t even that hot and had a kid but he was desperate to have a girlfriend, I guess. I went to her club once and a friend of hers sat down and asked me to buy her some huge fruity drink for her. I said no and was left alone the rest of the evening. People tried to talk sense to him but he wouldn’t hear it.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:29 pm to
If money changes hands, it's not luck.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24554 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:54 pm to
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Talk to them like they are more than a piece of arse.


Yes. Lying works
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35488 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

Is Nogales still a safe border town ?
I haven't been in 15 years but define "safe". The last time I went I was robbed by uniformed police officers in broad daylight.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17220 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:28 pm to
Be attractive
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2330 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 7:34 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/8/21 at 8:40 am
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

This makes it sound like you raped her

He Trillhog’d the frick out of her
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23601 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Anyone ever gotten ‘lucky’ with a stripper?

yes... but I didn't meet her from at a strip club.... I worked with her at her 2nd (aka "day" job), and the sex was free....
Posted by geauxdaddy72
Shreveport,La
Member since Sep 2008
885 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 10:03 pm to
Several times when I was younger. Strippers love the”candy”.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30394 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 10:39 pm to
In the 80's in Dallas, it happened a lot, if I let them take my two gram vial of coke, with a bullet carburetor into the dressing room.
They'd give me a handful of one's and ask me to come see them when they had to leave my table to go dance.
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2128 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 10:43 pm to
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I was robbed by uniformed police officers in broad daylight.


Guess that border town is out
Posted by Dirtysouthdeacon
Dirtysouth
Member since Aug 2018
223 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 10:44 pm to
Go to Atlanta and listen to the Motley Crue song. You will do fine.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45756 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

Anyone ever gotten ‘lucky’ with a stripper? by
I've come real close. Let's see...

Miss Louisiana? Check
MILF? Check
Flight Attendant? Check
Hair stylist? Check
Hippie Chick? Check
Black chick? Check
Single Mom? Check
Stripper? To do.
Tatted Up Chick? To do.
Hotel Maid? To do.
Attorney? Check
Chubby Chick? Check

Yep, I was right. Fifth from the bottom. Stripper. Well, there's still time.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
16924 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 11:55 pm to
No, but I know a guy who has in Vegas so he says
This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 11:56 pm
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
20828 posts
Posted on 2/6/21 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Every man in the history of mankind has paid for sex in some form.

You should know this as a fellow man.

Not true.



Some people just die virgins.
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