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re: Anyone ever gotten ‘lucky’ with a stripper?
Posted on 2/3/21 at 11:52 am to BabyTac
Posted on 2/3/21 at 11:52 am to BabyTac
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Anyone ever gotten ‘lucky’ with a stripper?
Yes, I have on more than one occasion.
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What’s the secret?
Be a regular at her club (you are not going to bang her the first time you go to the club unless you pay her or swap sex for drugs which are both illegal and I do not suggest that you engage in those activities) and you have to enough game that you make it fun for her to come spend time with while she is wanting to rest but make her manager think that she is working, or avoid a creepy guy. Buy her and her coworkers/friends some drinks and get some dances from some of the other strippers but not the one that you are wanting to bang. If you have any game at all and are not a totally weirdo then she will get jealous. That is where the really hard part comes in (no pun intended) she will do more and more to try and get you to buy a dance but you cannot give in because once you pay her it is over. However, if you can avoid the temptation then it will make her self-conscious. When the self-consciousness and the jealousy combine with her natural crazy (she is a female and all females are crazy after all) it will make her horny. She will put her number in your phone or something like that and say that she wants to hang out sometime when she is off from work. Then it is just like banging any other woman except the chance of catching an STI or getting murdered by a jealous ex-bf is higher.
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Posted on 2/3/21 at 12:01 pm to BabyTac
I asked a stripper for change back from a $20, the $5 didn't smell like arse at all. I consider that lucky.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 12:04 pm to 225bred
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This makes it sound like you raped her
Ha ha. Nah. She was quite willing.
This post was edited on 2/3/21 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 2/3/21 at 12:11 pm to BabyTac
We were both doing litter abatement, she was a stripper but I met her out of the club.
We both took the random drugs of our choice, took her back to the crib and we went at it for a while. She was doing her stripper moves on me, much better inside.
Dropped her off at her crib, she told me her boyfriend was expected back from Afghanistan that day, so Reese’s peaces and never talked to her again after that.
Unfortunately, she did steal a couple cds from me. Don’t trust them.
We both took the random drugs of our choice, took her back to the crib and we went at it for a while. She was doing her stripper moves on me, much better inside.
Dropped her off at her crib, she told me her boyfriend was expected back from Afghanistan that day, so Reese’s peaces and never talked to her again after that.
Unfortunately, she did steal a couple cds from me. Don’t trust them.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 12:14 pm to BabyTac
I knew a guy who banged strippers left and right. He'd go in and ignore them. Due to their egos, they hate to be ignored. So, one would come over and start shooting the shite with him. Then, another.
It didn't hurt that women found him to be a great looking guy.
At the time, there were some surprisingly decent looking girls at the East Texas strip clubs.
It didn't hurt that women found him to be a great looking guy.
At the time, there were some surprisingly decent looking girls at the East Texas strip clubs.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 12:20 pm to tommy2tone1999
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You consider STD's gettting lucky?
Strippers aren't mandatory for STD's.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 12:23 pm to HogBalls
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Go to Chicas Locas in Houston. You can bang any hot chick there in the VIP room for a couple Benny Franklins. So I’ve heard.
They have a very good free AYCE buffet too.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 1:18 pm to WeeWee
What clubs are y'all going to ? Just so I can avoid them
Posted on 2/3/21 at 1:29 pm to BabyTac
I’ve had a stripper pay ME when the night was done....... sucked though..... it took me weeks to get her away from me....... true story......
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:14 pm to Tempratt
FIFY
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Strippers aren't mandatory for STD's, but STDs are mandatory for being a stripper.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:19 pm to dbeck
I know a dude who paid 600 dollars to frick a stripper. We still give him shite for that to this day
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:20 pm to dukke v
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I’ve had a stripper pay ME when the night was done.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:31 pm to BabyTac
I got my arse eaten by a stripper in the club for free once.
True story!
True story!
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:34 pm to BabyTac
Lucky in thaT I never hooked up with one and avoided the inevitable trainwreck.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:43 pm to tgr4ever
People pay more for less.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:44 pm to 225bred
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I did in Houston at a club by Bush Airport. Followed her home after she finished and didn’t pay anything.
This makes it sound like you raped her
fricking hilarious
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:51 pm to BabyTac
It’s easy, all you have to do is get a private lap dance, pay for a couple of songs and ask that bitch how much for some secks... if by chance she turns you down ask her to point out a couple of her coworkers who will. Works every time, but bring your own condoms so you don’t catch the aids.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 3:53 pm to BabyTac
I've been both slapped and robbed by a stripper. On two separate occasions.
Strippers aren't desperate enough to let me get lucky with them.
Strippers aren't desperate enough to let me get lucky with them.
Posted on 2/3/21 at 6:32 pm to HogBalls
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Go to Chicas Locas in Houston. You can bang any hot chick there in the VIP room for a couple Benny Franklins. So I’ve heard.
As much as I love Latinas, I think I'll pass and feel good about it...
Posted on 2/3/21 at 6:54 pm to Leotiger725
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got my arse eaten by a stripper in the club for free once. True story!
Go on, explain
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