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re: Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?
Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:44 am to father2sons
Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:44 am to father2sons
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Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?
Nope...mine reads crime novels.
So, good knowing you guys I guess...
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:16 am to father2sons
I got alot of activity when the 50 Shades of Grey books were just coming out. Those days are over now though.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:18 am to father2sons
50 shades of grey is the perfect read before bedtime
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:20 am to jbgleason
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I remember when this was the thing and Soccer Moms were getting freaky. Good times.
Now most of them are divorced soccer moms these days. Know a many that stepped out while reading that smut.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:20 am to father2sons
not a book, but david fincher movies get me laid at an unbelievable clip.
Benjamin Button
Social Network
Gone Girl
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Panic Room
Zodiac
all are batting 1000. i've watched GwtDT 3x and got laid immediately afterwards all three times. don't know what it is but his directoral style does something.
Benjamin Button
Social Network
Gone Girl
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Panic Room
Zodiac
all are batting 1000. i've watched GwtDT 3x and got laid immediately afterwards all three times. don't know what it is but his directoral style does something.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:40 am to SixthAndBarone
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Yep. Romance novels were great but now she makes me role play. I have to wear a long blonde wig and she always calls me Fernando and I have to pretend I’m a secret millionaire on vacation in St Lucia.
This is gold.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:42 am to father2sons
My wife just reads "Roots" and ignores me.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:49 am to Midget Death Squad
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He’s not, but you’re clearly a virgin
Yes, my children are the second coming
Posted on 7/7/23 at 11:22 am to Billy Blanks
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How long after was she in a relationship?
She's an attractive woman, with a great career, and an awesome mother to our children, but I have no idea. I don't ask, and she doesn't volunteer. I really don't want to know, because there's nothing I can do about it anyway.
She fired me. It is what it is.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 11:25 am to Jorts R Us
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Were you thinking about how you were going to post about this on TD during the act?
thought has crossed my mind on more than one occasion i'll admit.
eta sorry, i'm married. i mean 'on the one occasion'.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 12:19 pm to Aubie Spr96
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Wasn’t 50 Shades of Grey the book for this a couple of years ago?
Worked with a guy that went from no sex life to sex every day when this book came out.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 12:54 pm to Nelson Biederman IV
Funny enough, the Twilight books got her rowdy for a while.
The 50 Shades bump hit a few years later.
Someone needs to find the next big thing/book fad... those were fun times.
The 50 Shades bump hit a few years later.
Someone needs to find the next big thing/book fad... those were fun times.
This post was edited on 7/7/23 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 7/7/23 at 2:15 pm to father2sons
No, but the wife uses 2 finger, up to the hand knuckle. On my backside. Not bad
Posted on 7/7/23 at 4:03 pm to hubertcumberdale
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Yes, my children are the second coming
No, they're just evidence of your cuck status
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