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re: Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?

Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:44 am to
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:44 am to
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Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?


Nope...mine reads crime novels.

So, good knowing you guys I guess...
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2069 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:13 am to
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5010 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:16 am to
I got alot of activity when the 50 Shades of Grey books were just coming out. Those days are over now though.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3415 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:18 am to
50 shades of grey is the perfect read before bedtime
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20432 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:20 am to
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I remember when this was the thing and Soccer Moms were getting freaky. Good times.


Now most of them are divorced soccer moms these days. Know a many that stepped out while reading that smut.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
31823 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:20 am to
not a book, but david fincher movies get me laid at an unbelievable clip.

Benjamin Button
Social Network
Gone Girl
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Panic Room
Zodiac

all are batting 1000. i've watched GwtDT 3x and got laid immediately afterwards all three times. don't know what it is but his directoral style does something.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
2337 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:40 am to
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Yep. Romance novels were great but now she makes me role play. I have to wear a long blonde wig and she always calls me Fernando and I have to pretend I’m a secret millionaire on vacation in St Lucia.


This is gold.
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19806 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:42 am to
My wife just reads "Roots" and ignores me.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6819 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:49 am to
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He’s not, but you’re clearly a virgin


Yes, my children are the second coming
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39909 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 11:22 am to
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How long after was she in a relationship?


She's an attractive woman, with a great career, and an awesome mother to our children, but I have no idea. I don't ask, and she doesn't volunteer. I really don't want to know, because there's nothing I can do about it anyway.

She fired me. It is what it is.



Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91593 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 11:25 am to
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Were you thinking about how you were going to post about this on TD during the act?



thought has crossed my mind on more than one occasion i'll admit.


eta sorry, i'm married. i mean 'on the one occasion'.
Posted by Nelson Biederman IV
New York, NY
Member since Apr 2014
625 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 12:19 pm to
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Wasn’t 50 Shades of Grey the book for this a couple of years ago?


Worked with a guy that went from no sex life to sex every day when this book came out.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4897 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by Lesalli
Member since Apr 2013
806 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 12:54 pm to
Funny enough, the Twilight books got her rowdy for a while.
The 50 Shades bump hit a few years later.
Someone needs to find the next big thing/book fad... those were fun times.
This post was edited on 7/7/23 at 12:55 pm
Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
6512 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 2:03 pm to
Name of book please
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30670 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 2:15 pm to
No, but the wife uses 2 finger, up to the hand knuckle. On my backside. Not bad
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28136 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 4:03 pm to
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Yes, my children are the second coming



No, they're just evidence of your cuck status
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