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Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:51 am to Will Cover
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Mine did. The 50 Shades book. And then the movies that followed. We separated a few months later.
Should have built that red room bruh
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:52 am to hubertcumberdale
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Does fun time = fricking? Are you a child?
He is a child, they played with his matchbox cars
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:56 am to father2sons
I’m glad you both benefitted from your wife having read The Pegging.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:00 am to father2sons
Yep. Romance novels were great but now she makes me role play. I have to wear a long blonde wig and she always calls me Fernando and I have to pretend I’m a secret millionaire on vacation in St Lucia.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:01 am to father2sons
She’s thinking of someone else while y’all had fun time.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:03 am to father2sons
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woke up at 1 am
Post made at 2:37 A.M.

Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:03 am to father2sons
Not subtle I had sex brag
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:07 am to father2sons
Your wife woke me up at 1:30. Please do it better next time so she doesn’t sext me and wake me up.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:11 am to father2sons
My wife is reading a book on Alcatraz, shite stays on lock down.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:57 am to hubertcumberdale
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Does fun time = fricking? Are you a child?
He’s not, but you’re clearly a virgin
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:01 am to BoogaBear
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My wife is reading a book on Alcatraz, shite stays on lock down.
She’s just waiting on your best Sean Connery impersonation.

Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:05 am to kfaulk03
quote:I sailed on my very first try.
I like reading sailboat magazines and pretending I’m going to sail away one day
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:06 am to father2sons
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Got woke up at 1 am for fun time
Please don't call it that. My uncle used to call it "fun time". Wasn't very fun for me.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:12 am to father2sons
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Got woke up at 1 am for fun time after my wife was reading a book she couldn’t put down in bed.
And you can't tell us the name of the book? I call 100% bullshite! You are probably the one reading the book and waking up at 1am for solo alone time.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:13 am to SixthAndBarone
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Yep. Romance novels were great but now she makes me role play. I have to wear a long blonde wig and she always calls me Fernando and I have to pretend I’m a secret millionaire on vacation in St Lucia.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:44 am to Aubie Spr96
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50 Shades of Grey
I remember when this was the thing and Soccer Moms were getting freaky. Good times.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:45 am to Will Cover
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Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?
Mine did. The 50 Shades book. And then the movies that followed. We separated a few months later.
How long after was she in a relationship?
Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:21 am to father2sons
Nah, my wife pretty much exclusively listens to murder podcasts and watches true crime docs.
So, my days are probably numbered.
So, my days are probably numbered.
Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:23 am to father2sons
Anything with Fabio on the cover
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