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re: An elite runner pooped down her leg 7 miles into a marathon but kept going until the end
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:42 pm to QJenk
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:42 pm to QJenk
quote:
I can understand peeing on myself. This might be tmi, but I have peed on myself twice playing football. Nobody will really notice either, your pants are already drenched in sweat. So it's not that big of a deal. Especially when your team can't afford to have you miss plays.
Your team would have been ok if you missed a play, piss boy. This is just as nasty as marathon shits
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Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:49 pm to BorrisMart
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I can see the signs and Nike endorsement now "Stop Stigmatizing Public Defecation."
If the race was in San Fransisco no one would have realized it was her that pooped in the street
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:49 pm to MrWalkingMan
quote:
Your team would have been ok if you missed a play, piss boy.
No way. He was way too good of a player. How much you wanna bet he could throw a football over them there mountains? If coach had put him in in the fourth quarter, they would have won state. No doubt.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:51 pm to kywildcatfanone
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How do you not remember to go to the bathroom before the race starts?
It's a running thing apparently. A lot of news items/videos about joggers shitting around homeowners' houses on their running routes.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:52 pm to Directional Tiger
quote:
WYHI?
Yep.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:55 pm to shutterspeed
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It's a running thing apparently. A lot of news items/videos about joggers shitting around homeowners' houses on their running routes.
I will often have to take a huge shite before running a race. In fact, if I don't, it could be trouble for me.
Running will loosen up whatever is in the piping system and it's usually ready to be released once I start running.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:55 pm to VABuckeye
Yep I've had it twice. (2011 and Xmas '17) It knocked me out. It was coming out both ends.
She is a trooper.
She is a trooper.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:59 pm to stout
The aftermath I’m sure sucks, but it probably feels good to be running full speed and just let it go. Like a really satisfying fart.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:00 pm to junkfunky
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5k with my company once and almost shite myself somewhere around the 4k mark. Penguin walked the rest of the race and straight to the portopotty.
Did that too.
The worst of it was that the finish line was inside an amphitheater. But we had to circle the whole damn thing and the parking lot before the finish. I was cursing every yard I ran.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:13 pm to stout
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CIM
Um. No thanks.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:14 pm to Tuscaloosa
When you're running down the street and something hits your feet.
Diarrhea! cha cha cha Diarrhea!
(I can't be the only one to remember this riddle from childhood)
Diarrhea! cha cha cha Diarrhea!
(I can't be the only one to remember this riddle from childhood)
This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:18 pm to stout
quote:poopstriping
It made a pretty cool design around her shin. Looks like pinstriping
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:21 pm to stout
That's some serious crop dusting every one she passes...
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:36 pm to QJenk
quote:Kind of a big deal to everyone else having your piss soaked pants rubbing all over them. And people will definitely notice the smell of piss in the huddle or in a dog pile.
This might be tmi, but I have peed on myself twice playing football. Nobody will really notice either, your pants are already drenched in sweat. So it's not that big of a deal.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:38 pm to VABuckeye
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If she had food poisoning it’s pretty darned impressive that she was able to run that distance at that pace
Highly doubt she had food poisoning
She likely did a carb load before the race and had a little too much.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:42 pm to stout
How many “shorts” she let fly before she said F it
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:46 pm to stout
Explosive diarrhea ?
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:46 pm to stout
Many runners are weird.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:53 pm to stout
quote:Should be Addi Shitrenner
Addi Zerrenner
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:55 pm to stout
I like the determination and grit.
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