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re: Am I the only one that finds it weird when people have obituaries that read like a resume?

Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11941 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:28 pm to
At a garden club meeting, the President passed around a rough draft of an obituary for one of the founding members who hadn't died yet. Her lawyer's cover letter explained she had written it and wanted it sent around because she was afraid she might have forgotten something, three years away from 100.
It ended up in the local paper several months later at eighteen inches of print; the paper charges by the word and she could afford it.
Posted by West Palm Tiger561
Palm Beach County
Member since Dec 2018
1751 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:28 pm to
If I have great career accomplishments, I would not mind letting the world know, after my death.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10731 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:31 pm to
Devoted sister and beloved count.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:36 pm to
I have learned some really remarkable things about people I knew from their obits. Maybe just don’t read them.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23705 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:39 pm to
Well, I guess the only good thing about this alter is there will not be many accomplishments to list on the obituary when it dies.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19388 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

Who are the surviving family members trying to impress? John Smith dropped dead today. He was the leading salesman for the southeast region of blah company three years running before being promoted to director of sales where he landed many top accounts blah blah blah. who gives a rats a$$? And now he's dead, just like the janitor. How about he liked fishing with the grandkids and duck hunting with his black lab ?




I’m hoping when I die it reads Rize fricked all y’all’s Moms at Sonic.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16102 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 4:06 am to
The thing that screws with you the most is the photos used in the Obituaries because most are black and white . My grandma used to make the comment why don't they use a current photo? I would always laugh because there was a photo of young Man/woman . Your like wow so young to die only to read they died at 92 with a photo of them when they were 25
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46863 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 4:13 am to
He enjoyed winding stupid people up. This is why he wrote his own obit like this.

Psyche!!
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20424 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 4:43 am to
You’re going to worry yourself to death over trivial shite, and how is that going to read?
Posted by Texas ellessu
East Bank of Ward's Creek
Member since Dec 2007
584 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:18 am to
I enjoy reading Obits. Only nag I got is when they say. "died unexpectedly". No one dies unexpectedly, maybe suddenly, but not unexpectedly.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24187 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:41 am to
OP’s obituary will read that he mentally cheats on his wife and longs to frick his old high school neighbor’s daughter, even taking steps to try to manifest it by asking her out. He also lies to his wife and refuses to tell his wife about proposed dates with married women

Yikes
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:19 am to
quote:

who gives a rats a$$?


quote:

Am I the only one


Yes
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60710 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:20 am to
some people have impressive careers. sorry you're insecure about yours.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26782 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:23 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76336 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:25 am to
probably
Posted by ColdDuck
BR via da Parish
Member since Sep 2006
3010 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:49 am to
If someone is under 50, it should be mandatory to state how they died.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39222 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:51 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93402 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 8:00 am to
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It doesn’t bother me at all.

Let me tell you what is satisfying. When a family is honest enough to admit that the otherwise healthy 25-40 year old that died “unexpectedly” killed themselves. Be it OD or bullet. We all know. Share it so others that live in a cave know it’s real.


I thought Orson Scott Card's idea (Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead) was pretty spot on:

The obituary/eulogy should be a brutally honest assessment of the peron's life; warts and all. Instead of empty platitudes, why not honor the person by telling both the good and the bad. Makes them more real.

Posted by PollyDawg
Member since Jul 2021
1103 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 10:57 pm to
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I wish more obits had how the person died.


Maybe the family doesn't think it's important.

I buried my son 3 weeks ago today and have trouble saying he died, I say he passed away.

I wrote the obituary and the eulogy. I didn't mention how he died because I didn't know it was important to anyone. Everyone who knew him already knows, he suffered with cancer for 2+ years.

I wanted to I focus on how he lived. If a stranger read either one, they would come away knowing how blessed his family is to have had him in our lives and that we'll see him again.

His kids are young, so I focused mostly on his great love for them and the things he did for them and with them, his dreams and plans for them, the simple things he did every day to bring a smile to their faces, the way he made time for them, patiently teaching them, the talents and family traits they shared. They'll always have the words I wrote and hopefully those words will help them remember what a good man they had for a dad.

Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2755 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 11:02 pm to
I’m surprised more people don’t write their own obits. They are usually rushed and may include less than significant details.
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