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re: Am I the only one that finds it weird when people have obituaries that read like a resume?
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:28 pm to LSU in the hizzle
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:28 pm to LSU in the hizzle
At a garden club meeting, the President passed around a rough draft of an obituary for one of the founding members who hadn't died yet. Her lawyer's cover letter explained she had written it and wanted it sent around because she was afraid she might have forgotten something, three years away from 100.
It ended up in the local paper several months later at eighteen inches of print; the paper charges by the word and she could afford it.
It ended up in the local paper several months later at eighteen inches of print; the paper charges by the word and she could afford it.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:28 pm to LSU in the hizzle
If I have great career accomplishments, I would not mind letting the world know, after my death.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:31 pm to LSU in the hizzle
Devoted sister and beloved count.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:36 pm to LSU in the hizzle
I have learned some really remarkable things about people I knew from their obits. Maybe just don’t read them.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:39 pm to LSU in the hizzle
Well, I guess the only good thing about this alter is there will not be many accomplishments to list on the obituary when it dies.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 11:44 pm to LSU in the hizzle
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Who are the surviving family members trying to impress? John Smith dropped dead today. He was the leading salesman for the southeast region of blah company three years running before being promoted to director of sales where he landed many top accounts blah blah blah. who gives a rats a$$? And now he's dead, just like the janitor. How about he liked fishing with the grandkids and duck hunting with his black lab ?
I’m hoping when I die it reads Rize fricked all y’all’s Moms at Sonic.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 4:06 am to LSU in the hizzle
The thing that screws with you the most is the photos used in the Obituaries because most are black and white . My grandma used to make the comment why don't they use a current photo? I would always laugh because there was a photo of young Man/woman . Your like wow so young to die only to read they died at 92 with a photo of them when they were 25 
Posted on 6/10/22 at 4:13 am to LSU in the hizzle
He enjoyed winding stupid people up. This is why he wrote his own obit like this.
Psyche!!
Psyche!!
Posted on 6/10/22 at 4:43 am to LSU in the hizzle
You’re going to worry yourself to death over trivial shite, and how is that going to read?
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:18 am to LSUtoBOOT
I enjoy reading Obits. Only nag I got is when they say. "died unexpectedly". No one dies unexpectedly, maybe suddenly, but not unexpectedly.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:41 am to LSU in the hizzle
OP’s obituary will read that he mentally cheats on his wife and longs to frick his old high school neighbor’s daughter, even taking steps to try to manifest it by asking her out. He also lies to his wife and refuses to tell his wife about proposed dates with married women
Yikes
Yikes
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:19 am to LSU in the hizzle
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who gives a rats a$$?
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Am I the only one
Yes
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:20 am to LSU in the hizzle
some people have impressive careers. sorry you're insecure about yours.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:49 am to MorbidTheClown
If someone is under 50, it should be mandatory to state how they died.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 8:00 am to Irregardless
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It doesn’t bother me at all.
Let me tell you what is satisfying. When a family is honest enough to admit that the otherwise healthy 25-40 year old that died “unexpectedly” killed themselves. Be it OD or bullet. We all know. Share it so others that live in a cave know it’s real.
I thought Orson Scott Card's idea (Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead) was pretty spot on:
The obituary/eulogy should be a brutally honest assessment of the peron's life; warts and all. Instead of empty platitudes, why not honor the person by telling both the good and the bad. Makes them more real.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 10:57 pm to GreenRockTiger
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I wish more obits had how the person died.
Maybe the family doesn't think it's important.
I buried my son 3 weeks ago today and have trouble saying he died, I say he passed away.
I wrote the obituary and the eulogy. I didn't mention how he died because I didn't know it was important to anyone. Everyone who knew him already knows, he suffered with cancer for 2+ years.
I wanted to I focus on how he lived. If a stranger read either one, they would come away knowing how blessed his family is to have had him in our lives and that we'll see him again.
His kids are young, so I focused mostly on his great love for them and the things he did for them and with them, his dreams and plans for them, the simple things he did every day to bring a smile to their faces, the way he made time for them, patiently teaching them, the talents and family traits they shared. They'll always have the words I wrote and hopefully those words will help them remember what a good man they had for a dad.
Posted on 6/10/22 at 11:02 pm to LSU in the hizzle
I’m surprised more people don’t write their own obits. They are usually rushed and may include less than significant details.
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