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captdalton
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| Registered on: | 2/23/2021 |
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re: Get All The LSU Trolling Out of the Way Tonight!
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 6:52 pm to Tarpon08
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Enjoy! Laugh! Make all the memes! Get it in!
Also get some KY at the one Dollar Tree you have in your town and prepare those asses
Deboer does not believe in lube. Some weird west coast thing. He is just gonna keep making LSU bite their pillow.
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re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 6:42 pm to SidewalkTiger
quote:
Dalton's life would lose meaning if he couldn't post multiple threads a day here begging for attention
I will always have you little brother.
re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 6:00 pm to LSUBALLER
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Son have won same amount of National Championships in last 4 years as Bama
And this is what little brotheritis looks like.
re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 5:42 pm to SEC Doctor
Nothing says little brother like LSU and Auburn suddenly claiming new national championships.
LSU suddenly claiming 2011 is such a gift to the rest of the SEC.
LSU suddenly claiming 2011 is such a gift to the rest of the SEC.
re: Lane Kiffin Posting Pics of His Sister-In-Law and Niece
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 5:01 pm to Lt. Columbo
Plot twist: Lane resigns next season when he gets his sister in law pregnant.
Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 4:56 pm
Regardless of tonight’s bowl game LSU will end up unranked for the 4th time out of the past 6 seasons. Despite being a top10 preseason pick three times since then, and preseason ranked 5 of 6 seasons, they have only managed to finished 13th and 16th.
Thats it.
Yet they still talk trash like they are relevant. I will give them one thing, they are resilient. They learned that from getting run out of France and then Canada for running their mouths.
Thats it.
Yet they still talk trash like they are relevant. I will give them one thing, they are resilient. They learned that from getting run out of France and then Canada for running their mouths.
re: Need Help from the Gumbo Gumps...
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 4:43 pm to 14&Counting
You forgot FAU.
re: Need Help from the Gumbo Gumps...
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 4:25 pm to Imber
quote:
We're a shite tier program.
You got this right. You are a shite tier program.
Alabama wrecked you prison style; left you with no front teeth, bloody underwear, and a mild brain injury.
re: How many points will Clemson lose by in Death Valley week 1 next season?
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 4:19 pm to Imber
Sadly, both theCAW and lmber were delivered via c-section so they will never get to directly experience a vagina.
re: How many points will Clemson lose by in Death Valley week 1 next season?
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 3:55 pm to theCAW
LSU fan theCAW is getting out on the front of the Lane Train.
re: A&M won two national titles in calendar year 2025. How many did your school win?
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 3:53 pm to Hugh McElroy
Texas A&M was also the first team to not score a touchdown in a CFP game. That will be a fun trivia answer for years to come.
re: Remember when Clemson played LSU earlier this year
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 3:41 pm to SouthernInsanity
If you refer back to my earlier post, FSU is who knocked the wheels off the LSU soapbox derby car in the first game two years in a row.
Losing to FSU in a season opener is a LSU tradition.
Losing to FSU in a season opener is a LSU tradition.
re: ESPN annalists are idiots
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 3:36 pm to travelgamer
quote:
annalists
I initially read that as anal fists and thought what SEC Doctor does with SidewalkTiger is none of my business.
re: Remember when Clemson played LSU earlier this year
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 3:14 pm to jvilardo
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Great case for not ranking anyone until after week one at the soonest.
This is certainly true for LSU. Here is their preseason rank and final rank since Joe Burrow and Joe Brady.
2020: preseason #6, final unranked
2021: preseason #16, final unranked
2022: preseason unranked, final #16
2023: preseason #5, final #12
2024: preseason #13, final unranked
2025: preseason #9, final unranked
re: Ty Simpson was looking good at practice today.
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 3:02 pm to The Great Mystery
re: The Texas Bowl - the highlight of Fournette’s career at LSU
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 2:59 pm to AHM21
I am still excited about the Brian Kelly hire.
Have you seen his winning percentage?
Have you seen his winning percentage?
re: Georgia Tech leans into the Pop Tarts Bowl.
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 1:27 pm to Imber
quote:
Pop Tarts suck.
re: What Alabama team is considered the best ever? Why are they never mentioned as best ever?
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 12:56 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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2019 LSU would have broken 2020 Bama in half.
2019 LSU only beat 2019 Alabama by five points, 46-41, and Alabama’s quarterback had one leg.
re: PTKD - The mental health issue of Ole Miss fans
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 12:18 pm to Dee Nice
We are laughing. That is for sure. Lane should wear a red nose and squirting flower to complete the look.
re: PTKD - The mental health issue of Ole Miss fans
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 11:59 am to Dee Nice
An LSU fan talking about mental health is akin to listening to a TED talk from Philip Fulmer on healthy eating habits.
re: What Alabama team is considered the best ever? Why are they never mentioned as best ever?
Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 7:46 am to Tvilletiger
Many people thought LSU fans would begin to recover when Nick Saban retired. But at this point it is clear the damage is permanent.
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