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Where Is Nussmeier?

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:47 pm
Opting out for the draft?
That LSU running game looks great tonight.
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Well, Alabama has had two great coaches. It's not the school, it's your coaches.


58-26-5. That is not just two coaches worth of arse beatings.

Kiffin Is So Awkward

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:10 pm
Is it autism or cocaine?
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We really need a running tally of how many threads you start about LSU so we can fully understand how pathetic you are.


You don’t seem to have much going on.
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Well yeah. Louisiana has far more talent per capita than Alabanana.


How embarrassing that LSU has so much more talent but Alabama has owned their arse. 58-27-5 all time. 8-2 the last 10. 15-5 the last 20.

Way to be incompetent LSU!
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Maybe he could have helped Bama to more than -3 rushing yards against Georgia.


Alabama had -3 rushing yards against Georgia and STILL averaged 10 yards more per game rushing than LSU.
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21-0


That did get a bit out of hand.

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you love LSU


You think that is what this means? Really?

re: Craziest Scores in SEC History

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:24 pm to
I watched that abortion of a game in a condo in Orange Beach. I had no real allegiance to either team and still almost threw a couch off the balcony on general principle.
I smoked a little beaver this morning for the game. Low and slow. Little extra oil to keep it moist. Rare, open faced. Messy but worth the effort. Now I am out of beaver; drunk; and looking for. Probably a bed…

And 64 ounces of Gatorade.
Thank you for another thread about me!

Craziest Scores in SEC History

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:10 pm
Nominate your craziest “WTF” score you recall in the last 50 years. I have two, both thanks to Dennis Francione.

2002: Alabama with coach Dennis Francione beat LSU with coach Nick Saban 31-0 in Tiger Stadium.. Alabama had 300 yards rushing, 477 yards total. LSU had196 yards of offense.

The very next year, after Francione left Alabama to take the Texas A&M job, it got flipped.

2003: Texas A&M with coach Dennis Francione lost to Oklahoma with coach Bob Stoops 0-77. Oklahoma gained 639 yards. Texas A&M gained 54 years.

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Bama has one championship without Saban since the 80s. LSU has two and been to a third


Since 1990 Alabama has a record of 24-13 against LSU. That was with LSU having Nick Saban for 5 seasons and Alabama having Mike Shula and Mike Dubose for 9 seasons.

Dennis Francione beat Nick Saban 31-0.
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I don’t think they eat gumbo. Isn’t gumbo a dish from Louisiana?


Mobile, Alabama invented Mardi Gras. And just like in football, Mobile, Alabama whips Louisiana’s arse when it comes to gumbo.

The whole creole deal ran from New Orleans to Pensacola. The French/Spanish/Native Americans/English-Irish (confederates)/African/Carribeans were in all three. Acadia is the only place that is different; that was the displaced French cajuns. Creole>cajun in every way.
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You can go on any of his posts and see multiple Ole Miss fans wanting Lane and his family to die in fires and shite


Lane is so concerned he is posting pictures of them.
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You opted out?


That and he can’t afford actual Pop Tarts.

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Good lord. You posted this on a message board with absolutely no one asking your opinion…..the lack of self-aware is impressive.


And then you invoked the lord’s name to do the same.

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the lack of self-aware is impressive

re: LSU could use some glory years

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 6:59 pm to
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Did you read dalton’s troll and just re-word it slightly?


Greatness is imitated. You are one of a kind.