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Where Is Nussmeier?

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:47 pm

Opting out for the draft?

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re: Missouri has totally wasted Hardy

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:23 pm to Roll on Tigers

That LSU running game looks great tonight.

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re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:21 pm to Jake88

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Well, Alabama has had two great coaches. It's not the school, it's your coaches.

58-26-5. That is not just two coaches worth of arse beatings.

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re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:11 pm to billjamin

I am just excited you got you’re dialed in.

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Kiffin Is So Awkward

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:10 pm

Is it autism or cocaine?

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re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:05 pm to billjamin

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We really need a running tally of how many threads you start about LSU so we can fully understand how pathetic you are.

You don’t seem to have much going on.

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re: Refs gave UH the TD to try to make competitive game, but absolutely 0 definitive evidence

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 9:04 pm to CalicoLSU1980

frick LSU. Everyone feels that way.

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re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:57 pm to Jake88

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Well yeah. Louisiana has far more talent per capita than Alabanana.

How embarrassing that LSU has so much more talent but Alabama has owned their arse. 58-27-5 all time. 8-2 the last 10. 15-5 the last 20.

Way to be incompetent LSU!

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re: Missouri has totally wasted Hardy

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:45 pm to Roll on Tigers

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Maybe he could have helped Bama to more than -3 rushing yards against Georgia.

Alabama had -3 rushing yards against Georgia and STILL averaged 10 yards more per game rushing than LSU.

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re: Craziest Scores in SEC History

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:31 pm to RTRnFlorida

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21-0

That did get a bit out of hand.

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re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:27 pm to Jake88

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you love LSU

You think that is what this means? Really?

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re: Craziest Scores in SEC History

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:24 pm to deltaland

I watched that abortion of a game in a condo in Orange Beach. I had no real allegiance to either team and still almost threw a couch off the balcony on general principle.

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re: Houston 21 @ LSU 21 3rd Qtr - ESPN

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:21 pm to Wolfhound45

I smoked a little beaver this morning for the game. Low and slow. Little extra oil to keep it moist. Rare, open faced. Messy but worth the effort. Now I am out of beaver; drunk; and looking for. Probably a bed…

And 64 ounces of Gatorade.

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re: Who is more obsessed with LSU? Cajunbama or Captdalton

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:14 pm to Dee Nice

Thank you for another thread about me!

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Craziest Scores in SEC History

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 8:10 pm

Nominate your craziest “WTF” score you recall in the last 50 years. I have two, both thanks to Dennis Francione.

2002: Alabama with coach Dennis Francione beat LSU with coach Nick Saban 31-0 in Tiger Stadium.. Alabama had 300 yards rushing, 477 yards total. LSU had196 yards of offense.

The very next year, after Francione left Alabama to take the Texas A&M job, it got flipped.

2003: Texas A&M with coach Dennis Francione lost to Oklahoma with coach Bob Stoops 0-77. Oklahoma gained 639 yards. Texas A&M gained 54 years.

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re: Friendly Reminder - LSU Will Finish Unranked for the 4th Time Since 2019

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 7:54 pm to PotatoChip

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Bama has one championship without Saban since the 80s. LSU has two and been to a third

Since 1990 Alabama has a record of 24-13 against LSU. That was with LSU having Nick Saban for 5 seasons and Alabama having Mike Shula and Mike Dubose for 9 seasons.

Dennis Francione beat Nick Saban 31-0.

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re: Need Help from the Gumbo Gumps...

Posted by captdalton on 12/27/25 at 7:34 pm to The Great Mystery

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I don’t think they eat gumbo. Isn’t gumbo a dish from Louisiana?

Mobile, Alabama invented Mardi Gras. And just like in football, Mobile, Alabama whips Louisiana’s arse when it comes to gumbo.

The whole creole deal ran from New Orleans to Pensacola. The French/Spanish/Native Americans/English-Irish (confederates)/African/Carribeans were in all three. Acadia is the only place that is different; that was the displaced French cajuns. Creole>cajun in every way.

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