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captdalton
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re: Grubb Makes An Apology
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 9:39 am to bamameister
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He got a ton of criticism for having the worst BAMA running game since the 1950s
Alabama also had the worst starting running backs in decades the last two seasons. When Saban retired the portal gutted Alabama’s running back room. I appreciate Jam Miller sticking around. But he was not an explosive running back. There is a reason he is not on a NFL roster.
I appreciate Daniel Hill sticking around. But he is a FB who has been pressed into service as a RB. He is not an explosive back.
This season Alabama finally has two explosive backs, Brown and Crowell. Poor Kevin Riley, who played a lot last year, especially because of Miller’s injuries, has barely seen the field.
It is hard to have a great rushing attack under any OC when he doesn’t have good running backs.
By the way, you have the same posting style as a couple of other long time well known alters larping as fans of other SEC teams. Purely a coincidence I’m sure.
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re: Grubb Makes An Apology
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 9:27 am to bamameister
quote:
I suggest you and "I'm only human" get a hormone shot.
What is your retarded arse even talking about?
re: Will LSU recover? I'm actually Worried
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 9:23 am to stitchop
Not sure the rant has witnessed a fan take a loss as badly as this since 21-0.
re: SEC QB QBR after Week 3
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 9:21 am to Dawgs2122
Absolutely, you can be happy. There is a difference between being happy about something and bragging about something. And these type threads never backfire. No one on the rant has ever bragged about their QB being the best just to watch them fall flat on their face.
re: SEC QB QBR after Week 3
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 9:15 am to deeprig9
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You talking shite to me? Why?
Because you are crowing about a calculated stat three weeks into the season when one player has played less than half as many plays as most other SEC QBs.
re: Is Anyone Aware of A Fight Between Ole Miss Fan/s and LSU Fan/s in Vaught Saturday Night?
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 2:40 am to Tall Tiger
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Was this assault better or worse than the Bama teabagger in the French Quarter? That was as real as it gets. Luckily the perpetrator was apprehended and arrested.
Yep, because there were credible witnesses and video. Something that is strangely missing here.
At this point, based on Saturday’s incident report, it looks like there was a drunk/drugged coonass who needed medical assistance during the game. Another coonass saw him being wheeled away from the bathroom where he passed out/od’d/fell.
Past that I think it is most likely just LSU fans making up bullshite imaginary stories as a defense mechanism to help them cope with the loss to Ole Miss.
re: Is Anyone Aware of A Fight Between Ole Miss Fan/s and LSU Fan/s in Vaught Saturday Night?
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 2:33 am to TutHillTiger
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I think we was likely accidentally drugged.
Or maybe he took the drugs and when he was questioned by the police about what he took and where he got them he made up a story about some random stranger giving him a drug laced beer.
Because who here doesn’t have fond memories of all the times a random stranger gave you a free $9 beer at a game.
re: TV ratings for week 3 are in
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 2:18 am to Ohana
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LSU is the top viewed football
Combined viewers of nationally televised games through week three:
Ohio State: 18.3 m
Alabama: 17.78 m
LSU: 16.6 m
Texas: 16.3 m
Ole Miss: 15.87 m
Michigan: 14.18 m
Notre Dame: 13.14 m
re: SEC QB QBR after Week 3
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 1:41 am to deeprig9
Based on who they have played Gunner Stockton has to be #1. Has he taken enough snaps to qualify?
ETA. Yep. Gunner has a tiny sample size compared to most.
Number of plays of top 10:
Stockton: 60
Taylor: 126
Philo: 102
Chambliss: 153
Brandon: 106
Russell: 128
Simmons: 89
Leavitt: 152
Manning: 134
Brown: 166
ETA. Yep. Gunner has a tiny sample size compared to most.
Number of plays of top 10:
Stockton: 60
Taylor: 126
Philo: 102
Chambliss: 153
Brandon: 106
Russell: 128
Simmons: 89
Leavitt: 152
Manning: 134
Brown: 166
re: The Def Leppard line was harsh.
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 1:29 am to Crimson Wraith
That is amazing.
re: Remember, Al Davis made a powerpoint
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 1:28 am to genro
It is clear he couldn’t behave in Tuscaloosa and Oxford. Just think about how an even younger Kiffin acted in Southern California. It is a wonder he didn’t catch aids.
re: Is Kiffin really the best LSU could do?
Posted by captdalton on 9/23/26 at 1:19 am to crimsoncoded94
quote:
Lane is on year 6 coaching in the SEC.
He is on his 8th season and 3rd SEC school as head coach.
re: 2026 Birmingham Bowl, Troy vs LSU
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 9:00 pm to LSUBALLER
You seem to be trying to bully me.
re: Is Anyone Aware of A Fight Between Ole Miss Fan/s and LSU Fan/s in Vaught Saturday Night?
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 8:52 pm to pankReb
So a LSU fan od’d in the bathroom.
A different LSU fan saw paramedics wheeling a guy away. He saw blood in the bathroom he came from. So he went and posted the only way that could have happened was if a mob of Ole Miss fans attacked him.
Patient lived. The hospital ran a tox screen, found drugs.
When questioned about the drugs he took he told them he would have never knowingly taken any kind of drug, no it had to be a drugged drink.
TutHillTiger is mad as hell.
That seems to be where we are now.
A different LSU fan saw paramedics wheeling a guy away. He saw blood in the bathroom he came from. So he went and posted the only way that could have happened was if a mob of Ole Miss fans attacked him.
Patient lived. The hospital ran a tox screen, found drugs.
When questioned about the drugs he took he told them he would have never knowingly taken any kind of drug, no it had to be a drugged drink.
TutHillTiger is mad as hell.
That seems to be where we are now.
re: 2026 Birmingham Bowl, Troy vs LSU
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 8:22 pm to LSUBALLER
Ban bets are against the rules here. I know LSU fans don’t worry about rules, but I try to abide by them.
re: The Louisiana Purchase
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 8:19 pm to countrytiger60
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send me your address. I will send you a box of tampons and a tube of Boudreaux's butt paste. you sound a little chaffed
Do you have a special key on your computer you can hit, or do you have to type that out every single time you post it?
re: 2026 Birmingham Bowl, Troy vs LSU
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 8:16 pm to TROJANFORCEONE
LSU fans keep talking about playing Ole Miss again in the post season. They got the idea right, they just got the team wrong.
re: A request for LSU fans to cool it on the rant.
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 8:14 pm to Crimson Wraith
quote:
Tigah Rant
re: TV ratings for week 3 are in
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 8:07 pm to Ohana
quote:
the top viewed games are 2 LSU games this season.
Five most watched games this season.
Ohio State/Texas: 13.99 m
LSU/Ole Miss: 10.9 m
Oklahoma/Michigan: 8.22 m
Wisconsin/ND: 8.1 m
Alabama/Kentucky: 7.28 m
Most watched games this season by week.
Week 1
Wisconsin/ND: 8.1 m
Clemson/LSU: 5.75 m
Washington State/Washington: 5.45 m
Week 2
Ohio State/Texas: 13.99 m
Oklahoma/Michigan: 8.22 m
Alabama/Kentucky: 7.28 m
Week 3
LSU/Ole Miss: 10.9 m
FSU/Alabama: 7 m
Kentucky/Texas A&M: 5.4
re: A request for LSU fans to cool it on the rant.
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 7:47 pm to CtrlAltDel
Wow, that was enlightening. LSU fans sure do love to trash talk others, heck they were doing it in that thread. But they sure get upset when someone trash talks them. They start begging for people to get banned..
re: The Louisiana Purchase
Posted by captdalton on 9/22/26 at 5:16 pm to LOTOTiger
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Total Purchase Price Today: The $15 million paid to France equals roughly $444.66 million in modern purchasing power.
Dang, the SEC spends more than that for football players today.
quote:
The combined estimated 2026 roster and revenue-sharing budget for all 16 SEC football programs is approximately $530 million to $610 million
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