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Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:06 pm to deltaland
quote:Naw, “sad” is the best description I can come up with to describe both it and you feeling compelled to publicly share it.
Funny story.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:19 pm to deltaland
A grown man gets to pull on his pud whenever he wants, so long as it's not at the dinner table, like my ex brother-in-law liked to do.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:52 pm to baylorbaiter
quote:try preggers vagina.
Hottest pussy you'll ever get.
feels like she cajun injected it & popped it in the oven to broil.
name of the dish?
that "snappin' pussy"
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:54 pm to deltaland
First : wtf is she angry about?
Second: lay down a damned towel
Second: lay down a damned towel
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:54 pm to deltaland
quote:
says well I can’t help it we can’t have sex on my period
Mine hasn't ever used this excuse. Maybe my gf can talk some sense into her

Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:59 pm to deltaland
quote:
Then I make it worse when she is upset and says well I can’t help it we can’t have sex on my period and I respond “your mouth doesn’t bleed too does it?” Trying to be funny but she didn’t think it was funny.
This is very funny. But the burning question is why does she get upset that you tickle pickle to porn hub?
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:04 pm to deltaland
My GF and me watch pornhub together.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:17 pm to heatom2
quote:
Period week is for anal
Or, as Ron White said, "Just because the Tunnel of Love is out of order, doesn't mean the Log Ride is broken."
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:17 pm to deltaland
I was coming here hoping some 12 year old hacked your phone and locked it.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:25 pm to deltaland
Ehh. Happens to me every now and then. She dont care.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:34 pm to deltaland
quote:
Couch it is tonight.
LET IT BE
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:41 pm to deltaland
Isn't the range of Bluetoof like 20 feet in open air, much less through at least a bathroom wall and a vehicle's exterior.
I CALL frickING SHENANIGANS!
I CALL frickING SHENANIGANS!
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:44 pm to deltaland
Pretty selfish to not even offer a Beej IMO.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:48 pm to tigergirl10
quote:How would you know? Just because you put girl in your handle doesn't make it true, Walt.
Any real woman would have slapped the shite out of you.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 8:01 pm to deltaland
I dated a chick a few years ago that got mad about me watching porn. Didn’t last too long 

Posted on 2/13/21 at 8:06 pm to deltaland
the only time the wife ever got mad at me for watching porn was when I did it on her school laptop.
I browsed incognito like a genius when she was in class
I accidentally started typing the website name on the regular browser though and was too lazy to retype the link in incognito...so I just copy and pasted the web address.
I forgot to copy something else after and left the bread crumbs to my folly...oh boy was she mad. She was like is this why the computer is slowing down...

I browsed incognito like a genius when she was in class
I accidentally started typing the website name on the regular browser though and was too lazy to retype the link in incognito...so I just copy and pasted the web address.
I forgot to copy something else after and left the bread crumbs to my folly...oh boy was she mad. She was like is this why the computer is slowing down...




Posted on 2/13/21 at 9:24 pm to tigergirl10
quote:
Any real woman would have slapped the shite out of you.
Sometimes you say stuff like this and I can’t tell if you are being ironic or forgot to switch accounts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 9:42 pm to deltaland
Bruh, for reals, there is zero chance I’m sleeping on the couch for a gf.
Dude, you paid for that bed. She might be mad but frick that. Ultimately, there are other girls out there
Dude, you paid for that bed. She might be mad but frick that. Ultimately, there are other girls out there
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