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Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:32 pm
Funny story. GF is on the rag so no sex for few days, im bout to take a shower before dinner. She asks to use my truck to run to the store, I say fine. I think, hell yes here is my chance to get a good jerk session in the bathroom while she is gone. Go into bathroom turn on shower wait on the motion camera to go off showing me that she got into the truck. Pull up pornhub. Forget Bluetooth is on. It connects to truck radio before she leaves the driveway.
FML
Then I make it worse when she is upset and says well I can’t help it we can’t have sex on my period and I respond “your mouth doesn’t bleed too does it?” Trying to be funny but she didn’t think it was funny.
Couch it is tonight.
FML
Then I make it worse when she is upset and says well I can’t help it we can’t have sex on my period and I respond “your mouth doesn’t bleed too does it?” Trying to be funny but she didn’t think it was funny.
Couch it is tonight.
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Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:32 pm to deltaland
Trashy
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:33 pm to deltaland
What sub reddit did you get this story from?
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:34 pm to deltaland
It must suck for your balls to be carried around in your girls purse.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:34 pm to deltaland
Period week is for anal
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:35 pm to deltaland
That's stupid.
why?
solves the above mentioned problem
quote:
GF is on the rag so no sex for few days
why?
quote:
take a shower
solves the above mentioned problem
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:36 pm to deltaland
Jesus you couldn't wait for her to get the truck out the driveway before pulling up tranny porn and whipping your dick out?
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:37 pm to deltaland
quote:
Then I make it worse when she is upset and says well I can’t help it we can’t have sex on my period and I respond “your mouth doesn’t bleed too does it?” Trying to be funny but she didn’t think it was funny.
This is actually pretty good. It is funny.
quote:
Couch it is tonight.
Never. Don’t allow that bullshite.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:37 pm to deltaland
Why can't you have sex on her period....
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:40 pm to deltaland
quote:Absolutely trashy and completely unnecessary for you to post. Sick
GF is on the rag
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:41 pm to deltaland
quote:No way did you tell her this. Any real woman would have slapped the shite out of you.
your mouth doesn’t bleed too does it?”
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:41 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:
Never. Don’t allow that bullshite.
I was just joking I’m not actually sleeping on the couch. She isn’t that mad anyways just kinda hurt her feelings a bit
I thought it was funny though
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:42 pm to deltaland
This seemed cooler in your head didn’t it?
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:43 pm to deltaland
Why?
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:44 pm to deltaland
quote:
well I can’t help it we can’t have sex on my period and I respond “your mouth doesn’t bleed too does it?”
Bruh. That line is older than dirt and such a baw response that you should be ashamed.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:53 pm to deltaland
You're probably the kind of guy who jerks it in the deer stand too
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:55 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
quote:
What sub reddit did you get this story from?
This.
This is the third version of this story I've heard this week.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:56 pm to deltaland
quote:What? Why do guys do this? Just go sleep in your bed. She can leave if she wants.
Couch it is tonight
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:59 pm to tigergirl10
quote:
Absolutely trashy and completely unnecessary for you to post. Sick
Lighten up francis
quote:
No way you did you tell her this. Any real woman would have slapped the shite out of you
Couple things: if youre trolling..you got me-that being said, if serious:
1) sounds like your man is a sub
2) your on the OT calling people trashy-wtf
3) that slap shite is gonna get you arrested in 2021...or a black eye.
You watch too much tv or movies
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:59 pm to J Murdah
quote:
You're probably the kind of guy who jerks it in the deer stand too
You don't?
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