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Alec Baldwin shares heartwarming anecdote about his wife's ex boyfriend's huge paynus

Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:55 pm
Posted by Parasyte
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:55 pm




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Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:56 pm to
That’s disturbing.
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:56 pm to
Hanging clarinet is a good username
Posted by Shamoan
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:58 pm to
He should shoot him in the chest for having a greater than Alec Baldwin sized pen is.
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 11:00 pm to
That guy jelqs.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 11:03 pm to
You couldn’t waterboard that information out of me.
Posted by dkreller
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 11:04 pm to
Posted by nvasil1
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 11:04 pm to
Alec Baldwin lives in a world that I'm glad I'll never be a part of.

Sure, he's rich, but at least I've never killed someone.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 11:07 pm to
Confirmed

Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:15 am to
Everything real about Hollywood is bullshite.
Posted by Shepherd
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:58 am to
I didn’t think you could find a bigger dick than Alec Baldwin.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 4:24 am to
What a cuck
Posted by BHM
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 4:38 am to
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Hanging clarinet is a good username



Damn it, hanging harmonica is taken.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:24 am to
I guess is could be worse ...

This guy is dead



Porfirio Rubirosa was a Dominican diplomat, race car driver, soldier and polo player. He was a supporter of dictator Rafael Trujillo, and was rumored to be a political assassin under his regime. Rubirosa made his mark as an international playboy for his jetsetting lifestyle and his legendary sexual prowess with women. His five spouses included two of the richest women in the world.


The rumor was his peen was the size of those large pepper grinders (where they grind fresh pepper on your food) at the old Pierre Hotel in NYC. I think he would laugh at the puny clarinet peen.

Apparently he was what James Bond desired to be.
Posted by OweO
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:46 am to
He probably wanted to watch,
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:54 am to
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I didn’t think you could find a bigger dick than Alec Baldwin.

Alec definitely confirmed “It takes one to know one” in Hollywood.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77143 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:15 am to
Far and away my favorite character he has done.

“I knew she was a slut the moment I met her”
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 8:16 am
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
55993 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:17 am to
The ex boyfriend is still hitting it
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 8:23 am
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
29238 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:19 am to
He should currently be spending the rest of his days in jail for manslaughter.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
74883 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:20 am to
He was more concerned about that dude’s peen being loaded than he was that gun.
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