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Alec Baldwin shares heartwarming anecdote about his wife's ex boyfriend's huge paynus
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:55 pm
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This post was edited on 3/23/25 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:56 pm to Parasyte
Hanging clarinet is a good username
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:58 pm to Parasyte
He should shoot him in the chest for having a greater than Alec Baldwin sized pen is.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 11:03 pm to Parasyte
You couldn’t waterboard that information out of me.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 11:04 pm to Parasyte
Alec Baldwin lives in a world that I'm glad I'll never be a part of.
Sure, he's rich, but at least I've never killed someone.
Sure, he's rich, but at least I've never killed someone.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:15 am to Parasyte
Everything real about Hollywood is bullshite.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:58 am to Parasyte
I didn’t think you could find a bigger dick than Alec Baldwin.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 4:38 am to Lawyered
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Hanging clarinet is a good username
Damn it, hanging harmonica is taken.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:24 am to Parasyte
I guess is could be worse ...
This guy is dead
Porfirio Rubirosa was a Dominican diplomat, race car driver, soldier and polo player. He was a supporter of dictator Rafael Trujillo, and was rumored to be a political assassin under his regime. Rubirosa made his mark as an international playboy for his jetsetting lifestyle and his legendary sexual prowess with women. His five spouses included two of the richest women in the world.
The rumor was his peen was the size of those large pepper grinders (where they grind fresh pepper on your food) at the old Pierre Hotel in NYC. I think he would laugh at the puny clarinet peen.
Apparently he was what James Bond desired to be.
This guy is dead
Porfirio Rubirosa was a Dominican diplomat, race car driver, soldier and polo player. He was a supporter of dictator Rafael Trujillo, and was rumored to be a political assassin under his regime. Rubirosa made his mark as an international playboy for his jetsetting lifestyle and his legendary sexual prowess with women. His five spouses included two of the richest women in the world.
The rumor was his peen was the size of those large pepper grinders (where they grind fresh pepper on your food) at the old Pierre Hotel in NYC. I think he would laugh at the puny clarinet peen.
Apparently he was what James Bond desired to be.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:46 am to Parasyte
He probably wanted to watch,
Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:54 am to Shepherd
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I didn’t think you could find a bigger dick than Alec Baldwin.
Alec definitely confirmed “It takes one to know one” in Hollywood.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:15 am to dkreller
Far and away my favorite character he has done.
“I knew she was a slut the moment I met her”
“I knew she was a slut the moment I met her”
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 8:16 am
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:17 am to Parasyte
The ex boyfriend is still hitting it
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 8:23 am
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:19 am to Parasyte
He should currently be spending the rest of his days in jail for manslaughter.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:20 am to Parasyte
He was more concerned about that dude’s peen being loaded than he was that gun.
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