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A young man walks in to a bar and orders 6 shots
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:00 pm
The bartender says, "Tough day, huh?"
The young man says, "Actually I'm celebrating my first blow job."
The bartender says, "Well in that case I'll buy you a shot as well."
The young man replies, "That's okay. If 6 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt if 7 will do it either."
The young man says, "Actually I'm celebrating my first blow job."
The bartender says, "Well in that case I'll buy you a shot as well."
The young man replies, "That's okay. If 6 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt if 7 will do it either."
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:04 pm to Frank Black
Is this the foreword for your autobiography?
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:08 pm to Frank Black
Where were these gay blowjobs when I was a bartender giving out shots?
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:10 pm to Frank Black
Aggy Board
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:11 pm to Frank Black
Did you hear the one about the gay Irishmen, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick?
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:11 pm to Frank Black
Boomer board
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:14 pm to Frank Black
damn Frank. that joke is older than the Pixes.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:19 pm to Frank Black
I laughed.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:22 pm to Frank Black
Hell yeah.
Just doing meth and gay blow jobs on a Thursday
Just doing meth and gay blow jobs on a Thursday
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:25 pm to Frank Black
Did I ever tell you guys about the worst blow job I ever had? It was fricking awesome!
Told by Dan Pastorini tin the mid '90s to a group of us playing bouree at 3 am at an ice house near the old dragstrip in Baytown TX.
Told by Dan Pastorini tin the mid '90s to a group of us playing bouree at 3 am at an ice house near the old dragstrip in Baytown TX.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:31 pm to Frank Black
A man walked in to a bar and said to the bartender that he had a bad day at work and wanted 1 shot of everything he had in the bar. The bartender poured 1 shot of everything in to a glass and the man drank it down and staggered out.
The next day the man came back in and the bartender said it looks like you had another bad day at work, and the man said no way. He said I went home last night and was blowing chunks all night. The bartender said “oh you got a little sick?”. The man said, “no Chunks is my dog.”
The next day the man came back in and the bartender said it looks like you had another bad day at work, and the man said no way. He said I went home last night and was blowing chunks all night. The bartender said “oh you got a little sick?”. The man said, “no Chunks is my dog.”
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:33 pm to Frank Black
Don’t laugh at your own joke.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:37 pm to Rebel
quote:I told that joke more than 40 years ago.
damn Frank. that joke is older than the Pixes.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:02 pm to Frank Black
If my dog could piss this stuff and if my dog could piss enough I'd lay that puppy on his side and suck his dick until he died. - Dorothy Parker after taking a shot of whiskey.
I love a good martini. I drink two at the very most. Three and I'm under the table. Four and I'm under the host. - Another one from Dorothy Parker.
I love a good martini. I drink two at the very most. Three and I'm under the table. Four and I'm under the host. - Another one from Dorothy Parker.
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:23 pm to Frank Black
A man walks in a bar and orders a shot. After the shot he slams the glass down and yells "everyone to my left is a moth@@ f@@@er.
Orders another shot and slams the glass down and yells "everyone to my right is a fa@@@t
Then orders a third shot and looks in the mirror behind the bar and notices a guy moving from left to right side. He asks "where the hell are you going"?
Aggie then explains "well I was over there but should be over here"
Orders another shot and slams the glass down and yells "everyone to my right is a fa@@@t
Then orders a third shot and looks in the mirror behind the bar and notices a guy moving from left to right side. He asks "where the hell are you going"?
Aggie then explains "well I was over there but should be over here"
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:26 pm to Basura Blanco
quote:
Dan Pastorini
That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long damn time
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