Missouri Waltz

Do people think this is something new? It was happening when I was in high school and that was a very long time ago. I can assure you that none of the boys felt traumatized, molested, or abused - just lucky.

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I am a bit bothered by the fact that they plan to sell merchandise at the mass

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You're welcome. I am a big fan of the Little Cajun Saint.

I know what you mean about selling merchandise, but it costs a lot of money to promote a canonization and I guess they have to get it everywhere they can. At least they are doing it in the parish hall. Last year they were selling stuff in the vestibule.

Mark your calendars now and arrive early if you want to get a seat.

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The affluent couple without kids is a drain while a welfare queen with 8 spawn contributing to society?

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If you want your culture and civilization to survive then that is how it works.

When in college I had a first date with a girl who was a complete smoke show. When I asked her out the only thing I knew about her was her name.

We were walking from my car to a party and ran into a friend of mine on the sidewalk who was walking in the opposite direction. We stopped, talked, and he gave us two Schlitz beers. Then we all went on our way.

So she and I were walking along, chatting, and sipping on our beers when I decided to let her know how worldly and sophisticated I was.

ME: I don't know why everyone in Louisiana drinks Schlitz beer. This stuff is awful.

HER: Do you know what my dad does?

ME: No, but I think I am about to find out.

HER: He's a Schlitz distributor.

ME: Oh, sorry.

Then I thought to myself this is just great. I really wanted to go out with this girl, got my chance, and then screwed it up on the first date. I thought she would never go out with me again. Of course she did once she saw how sweet and charming I really am.

When in college I had a first date with a girl who was a complete smoke show. When I asked her out the only thing I knew about her was her name.

We were walking from my car to a party and ran into a friend of mine on the sidewalk who was walking in the opposite direction. We stopped, talked, and he gave us two Schlitz beers. We all went on our way.

So she and I were walking along, chatting, and sipping on our beers when I decided to let her know how worldly and sophisticated I was.

ME: I don't know why everyone in Louisiana drinks Schlitz beer. This stuff is awful.

HER: Do you know what my dad does?

ME: No, but I think I am about to find out.

HER: He's a Schlitz distributor.

ME: Oh, sorry.

Then I thought to myself that I had really wanted to go out with this girl, got my chance, and then screwed things up on the first date. I thought she would never go out with me again. Of course she did once she saw how sweet and charming I really am.

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Aipac is really getting their money's worth out of Miga Trump.

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The first thing that entered my mind.

Decent part of town. Food is mediocre and overpriced. However, it is a Baton Rouge and an LSU institution.

I was playing around on the internet killing time and noticed something cool on McClendon's headstone. They etched in an old photograph of him and Tommy Casanova.

I'm sure it was riveting to watch.

Some of us wear boxers instead of thongs.