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A friend told me he wants a divorce and asked me how to approach his wife with the news

Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:37 pm
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9564 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:37 pm
I thought about the most tactful way to tell her and I decided on he should tell her he wants to enter the transfer portal. Thoughts?
Posted by Jyrdis
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Member since Aug 2015
13532 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:37 pm to
Throw a divorce party. Bitches are doing it, why not men?
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:38 pm to
that's funny but always follow rule #1: know your audience.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:38 pm to
Pics of wife?

I might approach her and all.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61541 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:38 pm to
You made this up to make a transfer portal joke
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37957 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:39 pm to
Tell him to be a man and repair his marriage... not be a boy that dumps his girlfriend.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9564 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Pics of wife?


She’s got a Margot Robbie thing goin
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:39 pm to
Can't go wrong with PowerPoint
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179901 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:40 pm to
So he’s found someone else to frick?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32407 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

You made this up to make a transfer portal joke


I think so too.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:41 pm to
Morse Code?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45534 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:41 pm to
She’s already banging someone else.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:42 pm to
Explain to him how much cheaper it would be to keep her.

That’s what my CPA and Attorney tells me everytime I bring it up.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:43 pm to
Get the papers served to her.
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
24752 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:43 pm to
if she does, in fact, look like Margo Robbie, tell him that because you’re his good friend, you'll come on to her and see if she'll frick you. If she fricks you, then he'll have grounds for divorce. Problem solved. And emphasize, you're only doing this because you're such a good friend.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24346 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:44 pm to

He wants to enter some portals that aren’t hers.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:46 pm to
we're not going to tell you how do divorce your wife, baw.

"friend"
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64670 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 8:50 pm to
He should get the lawyer shite ready first and foremost. Thats without a doubt step 1.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13193 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 9:03 pm to
Tell your friend his wife already knows, and divorcing him has already crossed her mind
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42668 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

if she does, in fact, look like Margo Robbie, tell him that because you’re his good friend, you'll come on to her and see if she'll frick you. If she fricks you, then he'll have grounds for divorce. Problem solved. 

Connivance is a defense to divorce.
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