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re: 9 sharks detected off Cape Cod. Beaches closed.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:05 pm to ob1pimpbobi
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:05 pm to ob1pimpbobi
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ob1pimpbobi
Instead of worrying about shark attacks, you need to be thinking about why you all of a sudden enjoy cocks so much.
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:05 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Gonna be our best summer ever.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:05 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Is Will Smith’s bitch arse available to go slap them around?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:06 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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9
That's all?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:07 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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This has strong “Why complain about 120F heat in the middle of July in Louisiana?” energy.
Just imagine it’s 1936, when the hottest day ever recorded in Louisiana happened, and no one has ac except a few places because they were too bulky and expensive.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:07 pm to LegendInMyMind
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It is like me wandering into your kitchen and being shocked to see your wife there making a ham sammich
“But honey…I’m Jewish.”
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:09 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:I've got a friend who pays attention. He says there have been a shite-ton more shark sightings and attacks than normal all up and down the East Coast this year (He lives on East side of Florida). Once he told me that I started paying attention, and it seems like it's true.
Why is this a surprise and worthy of national news?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:10 pm to High C
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Instead of worrying about shark attacks, you need to be thinking about why you all of a sudden enjoy cocks so much.
Wut? You talking about Porkers?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:12 pm to UndercoverBryologist
This is so stupid. Just have a sign that says great whites feed on seals between June and October...enter at your own risk
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:15 pm to Ingeniero
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Why would you close the beaches?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:18 pm to John88
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:18 pm to OweO
I’d take you shark hunting Chris.
You ever go water skiing?
You ever go water skiing?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:21 pm to fr33manator
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I’d take you shark hunting Chris.
You ever go water skiing?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:23 pm to LegendInMyMind
Maybe they’re sharks with laser beams attached to their heads
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:23 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Alll you gotta do if a shark comes close is bop it on the nose
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:27 pm to OweO
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Why would you close the beaches?
Because people are idiots. And they want to be able to say "you have a better chance of dying from a coconut falling on your head than getting killed by a shark... based on the numbers"
I know we’re all simps, but you may want to look up the word “contradiction”.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:27 pm to tokenBoiler
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I've got a friend who pays attention. He says there have been a shite-ton more shark sightings and attacks than normal all up and down the East Coast this year (He lives on East side of Florida). Once he told me that I started paying attention, and it seems like it's true.
you seem dumb
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:30 pm to Ingeniero
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:59 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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Saturday's visitors includes sharks called Dylan, Fruit Loops, Warren Squidward, according to the Sharktivity app.
They should probably also look at the Ocearch sharktracker app and see there's a whole bunch more than just those 9 in the area.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 2:01 pm to LegendInMyMind
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hy is this a surprise and worthy of national news? The ocean is where we keep the fricking sharks! It is the arrangement we have had for a billion years or so.
Not only that, the increase shark are a direct result of the save the seal nonsense from the 80s. The coast is being overrun with seals which are the prime food source of the sharks. Seal populations are at it highest since measuring so guess who is going to show up and eat?
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