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9 sharks detected off Cape Cod. Beaches closed.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:50 pm
NBC Boston
“You got to make up your minds. Ante up? Or live off welfare all winter?”
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White sharks were busy off the Massachusetts coast on Saturday morning, closing beaches in Nantucket and gathering off Cape Cod. Swimmers were ordered out of the water at Ladies, Miacomet and Cisco beaches on Nantucket for two hours after a shark was spotted, the island's harbormaster said. The Sharktivity app, which tracks the fish, didn't immediately note a sighting in the area, but it did show a shark sighting around the same time about 75 yards off the shore of Nauset Beach. And a buoy south of Nauset Beach, off Chatham's North Beach Island, detected nine separate white sharks in the area Saturday alone. It uses technology to note when sharks that have been previously tagged swim nearby -- Saturday's visitors includes sharks called Dylan, Fruit Loops, Warren Squidward, according to the Sharktivity app.
“You got to make up your minds. Ante up? Or live off welfare all winter?”
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:51 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Why is this a surprise and worthy of national news? The ocean is where we keep the fricking sharks! It is the arrangement we have had for a billion years or so.
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:52 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:52 pm to UndercoverBryologist
i guess they heard it was shark week?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:53 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Why is this a surprise and worthy or national news? The ocean is where we keep the fricking sharks! It is the arrangement we have had for a billion years or so.
This has strong “Why complain about 120F heat in the middle of July in Louisiana?” energy.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:53 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Is there a Covid variant for sharks?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:53 pm to UndercoverBryologist
It would really suck to be killed by a shark and you are forever associated by being killed by "Fruit Loops"
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:53 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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Saturday's visitors includes sharks called Dylan, Fruit Loops, Warren Squidward, according to the Sharktivity app.
Why close the beaches? Those sharkos sound perfectly harmless.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:53 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Sharks in the ocean?
The big blue brains of Mass. probably think its global warming doing that
The big blue brains of Mass. probably think its global warming doing that
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:54 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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This has strong “Why complain about 120F heat in the middle of July in Louisiana?” energy.
No, it is "Don't be surprised when you find a shark in the ocean energy."
It is like me wandering into your kitchen and being shocked to see your wife there making a ham sammich.
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:54 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Why would you close the beaches?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:56 pm to Ingeniero
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Why would you close the beaches?
Because some jackass will go out surfing or swimming or taking a piss, get his leg chomped off and then sue the city because all they did was post a warning, not close the beaches.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:57 pm to Ingeniero
Supershark Fruitloop can walk on land when hes in the Northeast.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:58 pm to Ingeniero
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Why would you close the beaches?
so you can call it a climate change disaster and in exchange for supporting the fake narrative, government pays you tax dollars for covering your loses of closing the beech
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:01 pm to Ingeniero
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Why would you close the beaches?
Did you see what happened to that little Kittner boy?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:02 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:02 pm to UndercoverBryologist
There’s probably more than 9 sharks in the water over there at any given point in time. You just don’t see them most of the time. Shark bites really are very rare.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:03 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Kill them.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:03 pm to UndercoverBryologist
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:04 pm to Ingeniero
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Why would you close the beaches?
Because people are idiots. And they want to be able to say "you have a better chance of dying from a coconut falling on your head than getting killed by a shark... based on the numbers"
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