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re: 27 Ways to Be a Modern Man
Posted on 10/1/15 at 11:06 am to fillmoregandt
Posted on 10/1/15 at 11:06 am to fillmoregandt
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Do people even proofread the dribble they right anymore?
Evidently not.
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Posted on 10/9/15 at 11:55 am to RedRifle
Reveille can't even write original garbage
Posted on 10/9/15 at 11:56 am to RedRifle
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25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 11:58 am to RedRifle
I'd rather be an 80s style lumberjack man
Posted on 10/9/15 at 12:17 pm to RedRifle
#20 is a joke right?
Any man who let's their manhood be defined by some douche who writes for the style section of the NYT should turn in their man card.
Any man who let's their manhood be defined by some douche who writes for the style section of the NYT should turn in their man card.
This post was edited on 10/9/15 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 10/9/15 at 12:22 pm to RedRifle
Why don't these shitty journalist allow comments on their shitty articles? Bunch of pussies can't take a little criticism.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:06 am to Eric Stratton
The modern man beats his daughter if the donut she sneezes everywhere is chocolate
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:17 am to RedRifle
Kenneth Cole's? The modern man is a poor?
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:51 am to RedRifle
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The modern man has hardwood flooring. His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
So much wrong with that.
List is modern metrosexual not man.
This post was edited on 10/12/15 at 8:53 am
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:05 am to RedRifle
The modern man is a bitch?
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:09 am to RedRifle
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4. The modern man doesn’t cut the fatty or charred bits off his fillet. Every bite of steak is a privilege, and it all goes down the hatch.
My filets (one L) don't have fatty bits.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:12 am to Patrick_Bateman
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Every bite of steak is a privilege
That's the part that got me the most. Like this guy is begging his wife for the privilege to eat meat. This article has to be aimed at pushing buttons for the sake of it.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:17 am to StanDarsh
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daughter if the donut she sneezes everywhere is chocolate
When the Modern Man Pees outside, he squats and wipes to avoid taking unfair advantage of his male privilege.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:25 am to RedRifle
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The modern man still ambles half-naked down his driveway each morning to scoop up a crisp newspaper.
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NY Times
keep telling yourself you're not irrelevant.
This post was edited on 10/12/15 at 9:26 am
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:52 am to Chris Farley
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Kenneth Cole's? The modern man is a poor?
No kidding
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:52 am to RedRifle
I think articles like this forget that not everyone lives in New York, and not everyone gives a frick about New York. Yes, there are lots of metrosexuals and hipsters in New York, that does not mean everyone is a metrosexual hipster.
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30. The modern man wears skinny jeans, a wool cap year-round, and flaunts a giant beard to make sure the other aspects of his appearance don't bring down his manhood. He is also an SJW. (These traits are exclusive to New York)
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30. The modern man wears skinny jeans, a wool cap year-round, and flaunts a giant beard to make sure the other aspects of his appearance don't bring down his manhood. He is also an SJW. (These traits are exclusive to New York)
This post was edited on 10/12/15 at 9:57 am
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:55 am to RedRifle
#27 is funny
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:58 am to BoostAddict
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That dude would be dead within 3 days if the zombie apocalypse happens. Typical big city puss.
Hey, at least he acknowledges the possibility of a wife with kids.
He's an SJW.
#zombielivesmatter
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:00 am to RedRifle
Sounds like the modem man's wife probably likes to suck the actual man's dick while hubby is at the office.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:14 am to RedRifle
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22. The modern man still ambles half-naked down his driveway each morning to scoop up a crisp newspaper.
Why would the modern man still get newspapers?
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