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re: 27 Ways to Be a Modern Man
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:43 pm to RedRifle
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:43 pm to RedRifle
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1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
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swimmingly
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12. The modern man checks the status of his Irish Spring bar before jumping in for a wash. Too small, it gets swapped out.
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His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
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26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:43 pm to LSUBoo
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What the frick is all this shite?
It's a weird blend of normal male behavior (sleeping on door side of bed) and total New York Times urban chic doucheness (no guns, Kenneth Cole FFS)
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:43 pm to RedRifle
The man who authored that shite piece is obviously a closet gay.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:43 pm to RedRifle
The frick
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:44 pm to RedRifle
Did Todd chrisley make this list?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:46 pm to RedRifle
there's a word we used to call dudes who did most of those things.
rhymes with "tag"
rhymes with "tag"
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:46 pm to RedRifle
Who buys shoes for his wife?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:46 pm to RedRifle
There is not a single woman in the word who wants to frick the modern ma .
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:46 pm to RedRifle
frick this shite.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:47 pm to RedRifle
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9. Having a daughter makes the modern man more of a complete person. He learns new stuff every day.
Truth.. I found that emotional constipation and lunacy starts at a very young age
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:48 pm to RedRifle
That dude would be dead within 3 days if the zombie apocalypse happens. Typical big city puss.
Hey, at least he acknowledges the possibility of a wife with kids.
Hey, at least he acknowledges the possibility of a wife with kids.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:48 pm to RedRifle
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6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.
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24. The modern man doesn’t get hung up on his phone’s battery percentage. If it needs to run flat, so be it.
Contradict much? Do people even proofread the dribble they right anymore?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:48 pm to lsucoonass
No modern but ghey man. This fellow they're describing may as wel
Sleep away from the door because his wife's prob tougher than he is. This word I tell ya.... To be modern a man has to be a pussy and a woman's got to be hard.
Sleep away from the door because his wife's prob tougher than he is. This word I tell ya.... To be modern a man has to be a pussy and a woman's got to be hard.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:49 pm to RedRifle
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His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
Modern man sounds poor.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:49 pm to RedRifle
27 Ways to be a Metrosexual Cuckold.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:49 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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Who buys shoes for his wife?
What woman wants her man to buy her shoes for her?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:50 pm to RedRifle
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16. The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.
Ignorning #25 solves this issue
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:50 pm to RedRifle
Is this another Jenner article?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:51 pm to fillmoregandt
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Contradict much? Do people even proofread the dribble they right anymore?
I just can't believe NYT published this. I know we're biased on this board, but does any of this shite ring true to guys?
Most guys aren't terrified of guns, most guys don't check their family's phones, most guys aren't like "frick my phone battery." If it was ultra modern or ultra conservative it'd be interesting. If it was funny it'd be interesting.
This is just the random musings of some random lame arse dude, and unsurprisingly, NYT is like "for sure, let's publish that"
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:51 pm to RedRifle
modern raging fig
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