re: 27 Ways to Be a Modern Man

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4. The modern man doesn’t cut the fatty or charred bits off his filet. Every bite of steak is a privilege, and it all goes down the hatch.


Why is the modern man eating a woman's steak?

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Well, the modern man obviously gets duped easily if there are fatty bits on his filet

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I didn't click the link so I don't know who wrote this, but odds are it was 1) a woman, and 2) a feminist SJW liberal hag.



Actually it was a guy

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So the 2nd option was right.

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6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.

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19. The modern man buys fresh flowers more to surprise his wife than to say he is sorry

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I do these. But I don't get a newspaper...who reads a newspaper besides grandpa?

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It just hit me, this list perfectly describes Barry Obama!

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Yes,..Yes it does..

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Brian Lombardi lives in DeKalb, Ill.,

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sounds about right

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frick a modern man. Learn to hunt, fish and be a good father. Simple. Black and white. No gray area!

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I don't hunt or fish but my top 5 list goes like this:

1a) Be a good dad, not their best friend
1b) Be a good husband AND best friend
1c) Be a good son
2) Cut your own grass if you're able
3) Be able to put up a ceiling fan
4) Be able to not burn shite on the grill
5) Earn the companionship of some good dogs in your lifetime

If you're able to do those things you'll be just fine in life.

They forgot #28 and

28. The modern man sits down to pee and wipes the tip before getting up.

I stopped reading after 1.

This has to be one of the shittiest lists I've ever read.

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I want a list of how to be redneck man.

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Seriously? Jeff Foxworthy made an entire career out of such a thing.