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Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:18 pm to RedRifle
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15. The modern man has hardwood flooring. His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
Men's Style
Ya. Okay. Whatever you say, NYTimes.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:19 pm to RedRifle
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Vandy Fan
I'd say choke on a dick, but that seems redundant.
Modern man is the gayest man to have ever lived. This includes the greeks.
At least the Greeks weren't shaving their entire bodies and wearing triblies everywhere.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:21 pm to RedRifle
If he goes by #25 doesn't matter if he does #16, they dead
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:22 pm to RedRifle
Saying in the title it is from the NYT would have saved me a click.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:28 pm to RedRifle
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1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
he's a gay
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6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.
Does he wipe their arse and hand feed them as well? Teach them some responsibility.
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7. The modern man buys only regular colas, like Coke or Dr Pepper. If you walk into his house looking for a Mountain Dew, he’ll show you the door.
so he's not from Alabama
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11. The modern man has never “pinned” a tweet, and he never will.
a man shouldn't even know what that even means
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12. The modern man checks the status of his Irish Spring bar before jumping in for a wash. Too small, it gets swapped out.
people still use bars of soap?
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15. The modern man has hardwood flooring. His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
a real man would have put the flooring down himself and wouldn't know what kenneth cole is.
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16. The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.
a smarter man has an alarm system that goes off when dumbass intruder comes in. he then gets his gun and goes looking for the son of a bitch to kill him.
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19. The modern man buys fresh flowers more to surprise his wife than to say he is sorry
a man never says hes sorry, and flowers are a waste of money.
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21. The modern man doesn’t scold his daughter when she sneezes while eating an apple doughnut, even if the pieces fly everywhere.
could at least tell her to cover her damn mouth next time, and what the hell is an apple donut?
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22. The modern man still ambles half-naked down his driveway each morning to scoop up a crisp newspaper.
no one gets a newspaper anymore.
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23. The modern man has all of Michael Mann’s films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).
OK quote:
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
way to teach your kids how to be a pussy. if a man were to ever cry, it would be because of the death of someone very near and dear to him.
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27. People aren’t sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
dancing is for guys trying to impress idiot girls. i already have my idiot.
sounds like the modern man is a metrosexual wuss.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:40 pm to RedRifle
is this 27 ways to be a modern pussy?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:53 pm to RedRifle
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27 Ways to Be a Post-Modern Man
FIFY
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:59 pm to RedRifle
Da faq??
I'm RA'ing this
I'm RA'ing this
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:01 pm to RedRifle
Just shared this on FB.. Baits in the water lets see what kinda bites I get
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:11 pm to RedRifle
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All seem pretty fair except #1-27 which I refused to include.
FIFY
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:25 pm to RedRifle
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:27 pm to RedRifle
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Sounds like a bitch more than a man
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:31 pm to Corch Urban Myers
I found #28
The modern man always keeps his glass dildo collection in order from smallest to largest and is sure to put them in the dishwasher after each use.
The modern man always keeps his glass dildo collection in order from smallest to largest and is sure to put them in the dishwasher after each use.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:32 pm to RedRifle
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:37 pm to upgrayedd
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The modern man always keeps his glass dildo collection in order from smallest to largest and is sure to put them in the dishwasher after each use.
You must have a GoPro strategically hidden in my house, or something!
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:39 pm to RedRifle
Step one on being a modern man:
Don't read articles on how to be a modern man
Don't read articles on how to be a modern man
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:45 pm to RedRifle
Hippie, metrosexual liberal bullshite.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:47 pm to Fun Bunch
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4. The modern man doesn’t cut the fatty or charred bits off his filet. Every bite of steak is a privilege, and it all goes down the hatch.
Why is the modern man eating a woman's steak?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:53 pm to More beer please
I just read this list to to my wife. She laughed her arse off and said "Real women are attracted to real men, not that pussy-arse shite".
I didn't click the link so I don't know who wrote this, but odds are it was 1) a woman, and 2) a feminist SJW liberal hag.
There a a clear and defining difference between men and women and the roles they play in a relationship. This list misses all of them.
I didn't click the link so I don't know who wrote this, but odds are it was 1) a woman, and 2) a feminist SJW liberal hag.
There a a clear and defining difference between men and women and the roles they play in a relationship. This list misses all of them.
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